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mark richards

A beautiful human, but a very pessimistic person who only dresses in black and loves billie eilish, can be a cunt but you can’t resist him
“I saw this mysterious man dressed in black listening to billie and now I’m in love!” Said girl 1 “oh that must be mark richards” said girl 2
by Jazlyn rammington March 2, 2023
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Mark

Most intelligent, masculant, and handsome of the male species. A dashing ladies man with a rugged virile allure that leaves women soaking in their seats.
Mark's penis is sweet and savory like sauce drenched barbecued ribs
by berthathegreatest November 23, 2021
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mark delfigglo

He is such a mark Delfigglo
by Lilraquel April 4, 2017
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Mark

(noun)

A term used to describe a person who is so keen on something that it might lead to their own doom.
Stop trying to sing so high! You're such a mark!
by JubinHD January 23, 2019
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mark succerberg

Another nickname for the CEO of Facebook.
Mark Succerberg has stolen my data again!
by halalbe May 29, 2017
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Mark Kleval Theory

It’s when you talking to a person a lot or like a person you end up seeing and noticing them or people of their family more and more by random chance, it originated in 1908, When Sr Mark Kleval was wandering the streets of East London when he came across a young lady and had an attraction for her and started talking to her, from that day on every time he stepped into the street for the rest of he’s life he saw a different element of this young lady, either her, her car, one of her parents or one of her close relatives, sadly he only lived for a year after that.
Damb Bro, I’m convinced I see this girl I’m taking to everywhere, it has to be the Mark Kleval Theory.
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Mark Latu

Mark is the human version of a brown q tip. He traps his farts under his blankets when he's lying in bed at night and inhales them when his disposable runs out. Mark loves late night walks in the park with old men and brunch with his friends great grandparents. You will often find him at Paknsave licking old shampoo bottles and eating the raw chicken. Mark can't control his bowel movements so unfortunately that means he is constantly shitting himself. He has started to invest in buying adult nappies which catch the diarrhea but unfortunately that means he gets skids on his bum cheeks. Mark is creative and quirky and loves to dance to the jungle junction theme song. Mark is a ray of sunshine that blinds your eyes until you can't see.
Random 1: "hey have you seen Mark Latu?"
Random 2: "Yeahh, I saw him up in that tall tree, licking the birds nests"
by Fiona Parker May 1, 2022
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