I like your shoes 

When someone says "I like your shoes" or "Nice shoes" that means they want to fuck you

Jim: Hey Tammy, I like your shoes
Tammy: Thanks Jim, you want to fuck or what?

I like your shoes by Dallasfuckingmead April 20, 2008

wrapped up like a douche 

as mentioned previously, it is one of the most commonly mishear lyrics. However, the song which this is misheard in is Mansfred Mann's version. It sounds exactly like douche even when you learn that it is deuce though. Bruce Springsteen originally wrote the song as "cut loose like a deuce..." and sang it saying deuce not douche.

"Turn it up, I like to hear Mansfred Mann pronounce deuce like shit"
"I'm gonna sing douche because it is funnier and I was almost raised on it"

wrapped up like a douche by asswhite April 16, 2005

I roll like that 

Another way to say "Just because" or a way to say that what you are talking about is how you act or something.

I threw a kitten into the dry-cleaner because it had brown spots on it. Yeah; I roll like that.

I roll like that by I think gavels should be called Law-Hammers November 1, 2005

Does This Smell Like Chloroform

The method of getting laid with the highest success rate.

Jack: "Hey Dorothy, does this smell like chloroform to you?"
Dorothy: "Hmm let's see..." *smells, faints*
Jack: "Great Success!" *unzips pants*

Does This Smell Like Chloroform by Darthvinder February 16, 2009

body like baywatch, face like crimewatch 

Used to describe a man/woman who has a very attractive body which is let down by a face that looks like a mug shot.
This is a word play on two popular TV shows in the UK, Baywatch with muscled and tanned bodies and crimewatch a TV show highlighting criminal activity with many mug shots of scary looking offenders or wanted criminals.

See also BayCrime

She has a body like baywatch and a face like crimewatch.

body like baywatch, face like crimewatch by world March 22, 2005

SMITT-like 

a phrase to describe remarkable skill at a video game and or a moment of incredible ownage.

bill: OMG, ALEX JUST GOT OWNED!!!

adrian: ya that guy he's facing is SMITT-like

SMITT-like by ST 90 October 17, 2006

Teeth like bins 

A description of a person with few teeth

He's got teeth like bins - one in every yard.

Teeth like bins by Julianw July 3, 2008