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jacob

a bitch. the most manipulative mf you will everrrrr meet and you will end up regretting any association you’ve ever had with this man.
person 1: who’s jacob?
person 2: my worst mistake
by hmmm1229 March 27, 2022
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Jacob

Jacob is the sweetest guy you will ever meet, a true friend you'd be an idiot not to have. He is an instant hit with the other men and usually has a monster cock. Jacob is usually shy at first but once he lets you in is the most chill coolest guy you'll ever meet, also he's Gay as fuck.
Jacob just Jacobed my Jacob.
by sexysisk May 3, 2020
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Jacob Motsinger

An very smelly and ugly looking human bagel who obsessively desires men.
Quit digging through garbage cans to look for dildos man. You aren’t Jacob Motsinger.
by Msizzy January 6, 2020
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Jacob Arnold

A hilarious name to have. This guy is a die-hard band kid that will do everything in his power to dick ride the section director. This guy probably has a serious addiction to Fc24, in the mindset where if he's not first, he's last. He probably has a crush on someone who got botox on both asscheeks and fantasizes about them.
That guy is very angry. He must be a Jacob Arnold!
by nickerballz August 8, 2024
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Jacob

A Jacob is normally a whore, a guy that enjoys to play with girls hearts and cheat with every girl he hooks up with. A jacob can be nice at first but once you date him, you will notice that he is a piece of shit. And you just hope you’re enemy dates him so she can get her heart ripped out
“Omg, Jacob has changed so much since we got together! He used to be such a loving person, now he is a hoe”
by I’m.your.favorite.. October 14, 2019
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Jacob Dorman

Gangster asf
Extremely right winged

Not allowed within 12 feet of children
Beware : Fragile and can break easily

Vegan (such an ick)
Hating on vapers is listed as his college sport

SC: jacob_dorman101
Damn that guy is a total Jacob Dorman
by jacob_dorman101 August 25, 2023
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Jacob sezonenko

The most sexiest person to ever step foot on this planet.
He knows how to make you laugh during a tough time in your life.
You know Jacob sezonenko?
That cute one?

Yeah that one!
by Jacob sexymango December 28, 2022
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