Fat, dumb and happy

Absolute contentment

I'm just fat, dumb and happy I didn't have to clean bathrooms at work today.

by Brimestar August 18, 2021

Happy go lucky

A description applied to an inexplicably happy or care-free, jobless, freeloading, sofa-surfing parasite who runs your bills up, eats your food then tells you how brilliant their day was getting drunk and stoned in the sun whilst you were at work.
A "happy go lucky" person always manages to find money for pot, beer and pasties for themselves (but not to replace items used) as well as someone else's sofa to sleep on, a fridge to raid and endless bottles of ketchup to consume...

The nicest thing I can say about Martin: he's happy go lucky.

by plussix July 14, 2014

Happy-Fun-Time

Shitting in a garbage bag and then hitting someone in the face with the bag.

Nason pissed off Ryan, so Ryan shit in a bag and happy-fun-timed him.

by SoldierFinn44 April 09, 2014

Happy Clown Glove

When you dress like a clown, smile, and put on a glove, then give it to a kid. You gave him a "happy clown glove"

I gave my girlfriends little brother a happy clown glove. Now i gets laid alllllll the time.

by Astrovan May 11, 2004

happy go lucky

Is so easy
happy go uh lucky
we are the wad of dough
we didnt eat QQQQSSS...I

Once upon a time, there was a man who had really swollen testicles. "Help me," he asked a crowd of elderly firefighters. "My testicles are really swollen, I'd appreciate it if you could recommend a topical analgesic that could make the pain a little less unbearable."

by Tae November 22, 2003

Happy Nude Year

1) The worse way to say "happy new year" in all slangdom.

2) A way to say happy new year which suggests that one has a sex problem.

3) A way to suggest that you are smart because you thought of saying "happy nude year" instead and one that hints, in unexpected ways, that you are a porn addict with a serious interpersonal dilemna.

I said "happy nude year" and people stopped and wondered exactly what I was trying to say.

by Legatus 1T-TA1 December 14, 2007

slap-happy-grand-pappy

an older person who is very happy about life & the things around him.

Brian: "Damn Carl, I only had 2 pieces of chicken out of that 12 piece family box last evening!", "you're such a pig!"

Carl: "Yo slap-happy-grand-pappy!"

by T.Wilson January 01, 2013