Goonmaxing 

The act of Gooning at every possible moment, at home, at work, at school, anywhere you can grab a moment to goon.

Man I caught Carl Goonmaxing in the work van the other night

Goonmaxing by Vauss April 25, 2024

Gooner 

Completly miserable, and watching porn 24/7

Example, my friend Anton is a big fat gooner

Gooner by Sebos April 26, 2024

Goonbobbing 

Licking and sucking on a SpongeBob Popsicle so hard and repeatedly that one enters the “goon zone” can only be achieved by sucking on the original brand SpongeBob popsicle.

Oh man I was goonbobbing so hard last night… couldn’t take my mouth off of that little sucker. I entered the goon zone as soon as my tongue stroked its little yellow body.

Goonbobbing by neverforget1776 May 1, 2024

goonmaxing 

A goon is someone who can't/won't stop masturbating for any reason. Therefore, goonmaxing is doing all of the same but turned up to the thousand percent.

Example: "I'm a goon, but lately I've obtained a sex doll, I've edged myself into oblivion for the past 3 months, subscribed to so many onlyfans I can't even count. I've inadvertently goonmaxing."

goonmaxing by UDNerd May 2, 2024

Gooner 

1. Someone who frequently goons, and only goons
2. A good friend
3. Someone who likes being talked dirty to

My boy Barry is a massive gooner

Gooner by PinDarkShadow May 2, 2024

Goonscrolling 

Scrolling on downbad instagram while hitting a nasty, sticky goonsesh with da boys.

Grady was goonscrolling all day until he started shootin' blanks.

Goonscrolling by muntmaxxer May 3, 2024

Goonscrolling 

Scrolling on down bad Instagram while coating your room in baby batter (with the muchachos) during a goonsesh.

Grady was goonscrolling all day until he started shootin' blanks; he had no more cockshots left.

Goonscrolling by muntmaxxer May 3, 2024