tweet fuck

When people follow each other on Twitter.

It was nice meeting you, lets tweet fuck.

by frankf5 March 9, 2010

Fuck nud

Someone who is so stupid they should wear a helmet.

I want to beat that fuck nud Greg in the head with a bat.

by VanLowe September 9, 2009

Friend Fucked

Definition:
Similar to being Friend zoned, but to make it worse goes out with someone close to you. I.E. best friend, brother/sister, or cousin

Example:
Guy 1: Hey what happened to you and that one chick you were trying to get.
Guy 2: Oh, I was Friend Fucked be her.
Guy 1: Friend Fucked?
Guy 2: She Friend zoned me, and started going out with my best friend.
Guy 1: Man, fuck that bitch, I'll get you a girl that will stay with you.
Guy 2: Thanks, man.

by FISTFULofCAKES July 5, 2012

safety fuck

Someone who is overly paranoid about the safety of their children, partner, etc. A safety fuck will often implicate certain rules to prevent injury or harm. Eg. "Don't catch a train in peak hour because you may be pushed on the tracks and killed by a train".

"OMG my dad is such a safety fuck he won't let me go camping with you because he thinks I will throw deodorant cans in the camp fire".

by CrazyCraig1 November 28, 2012

fuck boy

A fuckboy lies to his girlfriend, sleeps with his ex, then lies to the new girl about it, breaks up with the new girl, gets back with his ex and it turns out that he was talking to the ex the whole time he was with the other girl. A 'lil bitch.

Yo, that fuck boy Josh M. manipulates girls and pretends to give a shit when he don't.

by @fuckboywatchdog December 14, 2016

fuck boy

A dusty ass child that claims to not fuck over girls in order to get his dick sucked or fucked. Will claim to finally find the girl of his dreams. Proclay publicly she his world and makes him happy. Then later fuck her over and block her on social networks so he can keep fucking lowkey.

Fuck boy public declarations: People I use to be a fuckboy but she changed me I swear she makes me happy. We both just gone make money and shine together ya feel me but baby girl actions speak louder than words so i'm not gonna just tell u....imma show u and just know i care about u and i love only u and we FOREVER 🔐💖

by exposeHER February 9, 2017

fuck me

1) A sing of exasperation, not to be taken literaly by someone not showing an obvious sexual interest.

2) During intercourse, to be taken literally, sorta. Means go harder and deeper.

3) Exclaimation.

1) Fuck me if you aren't an idiot

2) Fuck me! Fuck me! push it in!

3) *wakes up* FUCK ME! I gotta be in court in one hour.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 20, 2004