I’ll be dipped in dogshit

What Ted Hanson says when he’s surprised

“Wait you ran into Paulie Wallnuts in downtown Gallatin?! I’ll be dipped in dogshit!”

by Paulie Wallnuts June 26, 2023

Dip

To ditch a class, or just alright leave an area cause it's boring, this is probably the funniest fucking thing you can do in your life, everyone with balls has done it. Only nerds never do it cause they're lame as shit.

Ghetto Kid: ay foh! Let's dip this period?
Some girl named Ruby: Fuck this, I'mma go to Lunch
local foo: aw hell naw, same.

by aros828282 March 9, 2020

Chips and Dip

When a girl is crusty so you take off the crust dip in her pussy and eat it

How when me and Heather hung out last night I had chips and dip

by DevG_1905 March 1, 2020

Fun Dip

When someone takes their dick out of a vagina and let’s a third person clean it off with their mouth.

Hey Jim, I know you love how good your girlfriend tastes so I’ll let you fun dip before I finish her off.”

by Bunny&Fox May 16, 2019

Bean dip

A way through telekinesis to speak with your unborn children; term for small talk with a woman's tiny penis; used to describe the action of index finger curled and flecked under the nipple of choosing

My kids can't hear me so I bean dip them; I really need a bean dip right now; bean dip, hahahahahaha

by Petergazer4life June 1, 2025

Dip on the chip

When the dick goes in the booty hole and comes out with a little boo-boo on the tip.

“I don’t know about your boyfriend, I think he has a little dip on the chip”

by Taycey November 4, 2021

Car dip

Water car go drownnnnnn

That car dip is suxz

No U
*breaks nose*

Wtf
Lol
I’m god
Crap

by Yaobdhaknanjd July 5, 2021