Cupcake 

An excuse a fat black guy used

"I was coming out here to pick up a cupcake and go back home"

Cupcake by ChickenNega August 31, 2021

Double Cupped 

When you're drinking promethazine with codiene, codeine cough syrup to get ****ed up, the cup "sweats", so you need to "double-cup" it.

In Drake Freestyle To Take You Down .. He Sayss ; Let Me Do Me ; Yu Jus Do You ; Im DOUBLE CUPPED Riqht Now .......

Double Cupped by Brooklynsz.Beauty October 11, 2009

Cupid's Quesadilla 

When a guy pulls back his foreskin and injects smegma in the woman's vagina, both partys cum and they eat it together.

Me and my girl had a "Cupid's quesadilla" last night. It was wild.

Cupid's Quesadilla by Kasketman December 7, 2020

Two Cups; One Toyam 

The ability to fill up two 8 oz. cups of semen with a single ejaculate. Takes mad skillz.

All the prostitutes in town talk about how much Ben ejaculates at a time. They call him Two Cups; One Toyam Ben.

Two Cups; One Toyam by BV69BV May 2, 2017

Chicago Cupholder

When you shit in someone's hand while they're asleep and tickle their face with a feather.

"Hey, were you at that party last night?"
"Yeah man, it was nuts. I heard some guy passed out and someone gave him a Chicago Cupholder."

Chicago Cupholder by TheChicagoCupholder July 9, 2017

Cooma Cupcake 

A Cooma Cupcake is when you are a small town local and even the tourists throw cupcakes at you.

Adam: Oh man, I'm so hated. Yesterday I even got a Cooma Cupcake.

No one is there to respond.

Cooma Cupcake by Aldair322 July 6, 2018

jew in the cupboard 

A jew that is in your cupboard, they usually are male but in some cases have been female. We don't know how they manage to get into the cupboards they are found in but all we know is that they are attracted by the smell of expensive tea/cup sets . If you find a jew in your cupboard you should follow these steps

1. Trap them in the cupboard , use something to block the doors E. G a muscle man/woman, broom etc

2. Alert everyone in the house of the jew in the cupboard and tell them to block the doors on all the remaining cupboards in the house. Jews have been known to chew through walls and make their way to other cupboards within the house.

3. Get anything of sentimental value out of the house E. G kids, money, cars, husband/wife, dog/cat/hampster/crocodile/komodo dragon...

4. Burn the house and everything inside that you left.

If this does not work follow theses steps

1. Run

2. Hide

3. Its coming

4.

Man: Honey where's my super-suit?
Woman: What?
Man: I said where's... My... Super-suit!
Woman: In the cupboard!
Man: Why is it in the cupboard?
Woman: Just get it!

Man: *opens cupboard * HONEY THERE'S A JEW IN THE CUPBOARD !!

jew in the cupboard by PapaKrabbz February 3, 2018