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Granola bar

ACCORDING TO C2 DATABASES WORLDWIDE, THE GRANOLA BAR HAS BEEN OFFICIALLY CROWNED THE MOST IMPORTANT PART OF A FRIENDSHIP.
Granola bars are the only good part of friendship. So make sure to buy a granola bar and give it to a C2.
by THE REAL MAYO MAN May 27, 2021
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Bar Lives Matter

An exaggerated, insensitive, and racist term used by bar owners in Texas during the COVID-19 crisis to protest small business closures. A blatant attempt to parody the Black Live Matter movement’s involvement in the international protests following the police related deaths of: George Floyd, Breonne Taylor, and Ahmad Arbury in May and June 2020.
Dr. Faucci: Bars are an unsafe hotzone for the growth of COVID-19

Governors: We need to keep our people safe. It’s hard to wear face masks in bars and restaurants responsibly so we will temporarily be mandating these businesses close.

Bar owners: you’re all communist trying to steal my rights, but BAR LIVES MATTER, and I’m going to get a haircut
by Mrtruebluetest July 4, 2020
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Litty bar

"Yoo I heard you're selling litty bars I'll take 10"

"Bro's off the litty bar."
by Suckmytoes_77 February 17, 2024
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22 Bar

A charitable bar where famous, wealthy women pay for a physical sperm doner. Men from royal blood lines and heritage. Also known as the Lineage Of Kings...
"Babe I decided to get pregnant. I went to the 22 Bar..." who'd you pick? "The young billionaire tycoon..."

(At least the child will have heaps of brothers and sisters)
by KingRed007 March 24, 2016
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anti-sway bar

A stick of candy dat you bribe someone with in order to keep him from being "convinced otherwise" by one or more fellow humans who might try to get him to change his presently-in-agreement-with-you viewpoint.
Anti-sway bars can indeed sometimes be an effective way to keep someone "on your team", but it can also prevent said person from honestly pondering a particular topic or issue and then forming his own unbiased opinion about said subject, similar to how main-stream religion often does.
by QuacksO January 19, 2020
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Ice Cream Bars

Friend: I hate ice cream bars
Me: PERISH YOU @^$^#%#$ @%#%# *#^#@# ^#%@^$
by Blueberie January 4, 2024
mugGet the Ice Cream Barsmug.

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