An unattractive male who goes to bars and hits on the fattest woman there in an attempt to take her home and fuck her or feed his family of four.
I went down to the tavern the other night and I saw a bar whaler. He had just caught himself a humpback heftie. She had three asses, two bellies, and four titties, (one pair on either side of her body).
by BooSackNoodle November 04, 2014
The name you give a guy's dick if he fucks you in the ass and then pulls out, after which you take a shit.
God, I was so constipated last night, and then John and I buttfucked, and boy, was his dick a rectal plunger! I took a huge shit right on his face!
by BooSackNoodle November 04, 2014