Complete loser, talks a lot of crap, thinks he knows it all but in fact knows nothing, an inept intefering nuisance
Schooners over there pretends to be an experienced surfer, when, in reality he doesn't surf, what a douche bag
by surfchick69 November 20, 2010
Today, January 20th 2017, the American people witnessed the inauguration of the first douche nozzle for the office of President of the United States.
by Dinglenougats January 20, 2017
An ADJ used to describe one of your many dumbass friends, replacement for the more popular "douche-bag"
by joe bob....tony? October 17, 2008
by Moontos November 22, 2006
A fancy twist to the word douche
Adj.
1. When someone has a douchey presence, but you dont want to say douchey for fear of being made fun of.
2. When someone is like George W. Bush
Adv.
1. When someone does something in a douchey way.
2. When someone does something like George W. Bush
_ _ _ _ _ _ _
Adj.
1. When someone has a douchey presence, but you dont want to say douchey for fear of being made fun of.
2. When someone is like George W. Bush
Adv.
1. When someone does something in a douchey way.
2. When someone does something like George W. Bush
_ _ _ _ _ _ _
1. Dude, wearing that hat makes you look so douche-esque
2. Dude, going to war with Iraq made you look so douche-esque!
1. Dude, you make a sandwich so douche-esque
2. Dude, You write a speach so douche-esque
2. Dude, going to war with Iraq made you look so douche-esque!
1. Dude, you make a sandwich so douche-esque
2. Dude, You write a speach so douche-esque
by jerry the suicidal freak August 11, 2006
Usually a person who says one thing, doing the opposite and calling it fake news when others call them on it.
Trump is a conservative douche.
Conservative douche Roy Moore loves family values when they aren't older than 17 years old.
Conservative douche Roy Moore loves family values when they aren't older than 17 years old.
by AlternativeFactsAreLies December 17, 2017
by FlossyMango - My xbox gamer April 06, 2009