invisible hand

Adam Smith's economic theory that everyone is motivated by self interest, and the "invisible hand" stabilizes the economy

The invisible hand moves every day to stabilize the economy

by Jill June 7, 2004

Hatchet Hand

A very obese woman who has a third hand in her pussy and when you stick your dick in her the hand jerks you off, because every one knows that you cant bust a nut by hanging your dick out a window.

There has better be a hand in this hot hatchet.

Andy said he would've never gotten off his that river pig didn't have a Hatchet Hand.

Hatchet Hands are so not hot right now.

by J Clark July 26, 2006

the man hand

When a dude jack off so much, his hand will eventually become gay. This happen when your not use to the pussy hole or a females sweet caress.

Barney is so intent using the "the Man Hand" he's slowly becoming gay and he doesn't even know it.

by Rule 13 May 10, 2005

Ass Hands

When your hands both look and feel like ass. A bizarre peeling condition when the skin on your hands peels off and grow back and the process repeats itself.

I am embarassed by my ass hands, they make it difficult to touch other people.

by Buffdaddy26 March 21, 2009

Jazz Hands

When a girl puts her hands up to cover her face from the money shot!

Dude, You know Sally, She had some jazz hands last night, if you know what I mean.

by Joner89 May 9, 2008

awkward hand

When a guy's arm is around a girl's waist, and the hand of that arm awkwardly rests beside her if the guy is too afraid to place it on her thigh, butt, etc. Often confused with awkward arm, but is not the same thing

Boy: "Dude, talk about an awkward hand when you were cuddling with Matt the other night!"

Girl: "I know! Someone needs to tell him to do something about that."

by Awkward Handed March 20, 2010

Hand Shanty

When a women pleasures a man by stroking his rager.

Look at that heffer over there eating that snatchburger I bet she gives a good hand shanty.

by MG Boys November 21, 2004