Salad

Another term for the Marijauna

Kid one: Would you like some salad?
Kid two: I dont know...
Kid one: Come on all the cool ppl are eating it
Kid two: Ok then!!

by zoe203 May 6, 2011

Salad

salad pronounced "Sall-ard" is when ones face, (with or without makeup) is a plain fuckin mess

did you see betty lou? she was really looking a bit salad

by lach010203 September 21, 2020

Blood Salad

When a guy eats you out and your on your period.
He is eating a blood salad.

For our annual I made him a blood salad.

by Freshquailofbelair September 6, 2016

spunk salad

A light semen drizzle directly onto your salad instead of the usual mayo or dressing.

"I hate that old nun, she's so homophobic."
"Never mind I've sorted her out. I only made her up a spunk salad and she's wolfing it down."
"Oh, you'll go to Hell for it."
"Worth it just to hear her ask for seconds."

by LiberaceHudson April 19, 2018

Hairy sloppy salad

A hairy salad is when a man wants his girlfriend or partner to eat his ass like a salad with excessive spitting

Dude: Bae give me a hairy sloppy salary

His girl: a wha-?

A hairy sloppy salad is when a man wants his girlfriend or partner to eat his ass like a salad with excessive spitting

by yourmcmdied September 22, 2019

Noodle Salad

When a group of guys put plastic dildos in a girls mouth.

The boys and me noodle salad this girl last night!

by Karen Schnipples September 4, 2016

Mc salad

If you have ever entered a McDonald's store you might have seen on some coupons a hefty salad carrying the same ingredients as your fatty big mac. One might think, salad is healthy ayyy. WRONG, that salad weighs more than a newborn baby and has enough cals, fats, carbs and even sugar to run a 2 ton elephant. If your on a diet and want some Salad i suggest eating the cardboard that its served on. So instead of eating a entire Mukbang in one sitting by yourself why not try some plain kale with a few croutons. Now, if you arent concerned about your waist line you might want to consider the countless articles stating that MacDonald salad's contains parasites. If I where you I would get a Mcrefund. (haha very funny ik)

normal dude : Hey dietitian, do you think I lost a few kilo's?

dietitian : I think you have been chugging down on some Mc salad.

by Dr.Mali July 27, 2020