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dylan

dylan is the greatest person known to mankind. His exemplary rats tail flows in the air as he exudes manliness. A true king.
dylan is my king. i'd die for him.
by panpan <3 December 3, 2019
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Dylan

Dylan is a very shy and kinda awkward person. But it's a trait that all the ladies love. Hes tall and has lucious brown hair and brown eyes. Hes everything that you would want in a friend or boyfriend. Hes a gentleman and has the heart of gold. Hes also very funny but in a dark way. If you find a dylan in your life take him and dont let him go because they're very hard to come by.
Them: look who it is
Me: Its that hottie dylan
by Bailey5476 February 4, 2023
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Dylan

A total retard and a little zesty fuck who everyone hates. A 2-day old shit in a toilet bowl what hasn't been flushed so now the water is stained permanently. No one loves this kid
person 1: did you see dylan used the toilet today
person 2:yea no wonder its blacker then the night sky
by 575725725 August 12, 2024
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Dylan

A short kid who likes anime and probably has 20 viruses and knows a gay priest.
person: I'm tall
Me: I'm Dylan
by mega_gay_priest June 20, 2021
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Dylan

Fucking Dylan
Hey Dylan, Fuck you !
by Dooporama May 23, 2021
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Dylan

Dylan

Dylan is someone who will always love you.

He knows how to treat a girl and he knows how to be the perfect man.

Dylans will surprises you for how romantic they can be.

If you meet a Dylan don't let him fall away from you because he will be your friend forever and he will make you smile anytime.
"Dylan is so kind to her"!
by moonloversmile1234 November 14, 2018
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Dylan

Dylan’s are very strange people. Their favourite thing, and most likely fetish, is to be stabbed in the hand with the pen. Almost every Dylan you’ll ever meet, you’ll soon discover is a communist. Dylan’s are very high maintenance; it is required they slop around 1000 layers of gel onto their hair each day, in hope to attract a female. Dylan’s practice the art of ‘dead memes’ and their favourite words are ‘oof’ and ‘thot’. When a Dylan was asked to describe themselves in three words they said “toe sucking legend”. In conclusion, Dylan’s are absolute hoes, if you know a Dylan, or if you see one in the street, run.
No one:
Literally nobody:
Not a single soul:

Dylan: THOT
by aah2003 April 16, 2019
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