relatable post 

A post (or a picture) that shows a relatable problem, experience, or encounter that are generally shared through Facebook, Instagram, and Tumblr.

*Kelly, being bored or homework over the break, scrolls through Tumblr and finds a post that reads 'When teachers assign homework over break'*
Kelly: What a relatable post!

relatable post by Chris's_Zen May 4, 2013

Hollywood Post 

Hollywood Post. A term used when a dipshit on facebook or any other social networking site makes a post clearly to only receive likes and comments. The post is typically fake and plastic in nature and makes the person look like a complete dumbass.

Hollywood Post on facebook:
"Happy Birthday to my grandfather today!"
Replier: "Ummm, your grandfathers been dead for 20 years.... so who the fuck are you talking too???

Poster: "I love you Mom, you are the greatest"
Replier: "Your mother doesn't have a facebook, so why don't you call her and be real with her rather than posting this fake status update that is flooding my newsfeed you asshat."

Poster: "God please help me in this time of need. Amen."
Replier: "Virtual Jesus is not in your friends list, so instead of typing a prayer to get "Likes", why don't you save the money from data charges praying to God and pray for free the old fashion way. God cares about you, I don't."

Hollywood Post by TiklingGuy August 14, 2014

effort post

When a poster on an internet forum writes about their opinion, project, story or otherwise and actually takes the time to properly research, cite sources, and utilize proper diction and grammar, generally as a means to convince, sway, or otherwise argue. Usually the first response is 'tldr'.

"nice effort post bro but seriously no one gives a shit what you think about the free market"

effort post by Samuel B Coxwell June 29, 2014

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Huffington Post 

Your #1 source for all that is not news. If you are utterly dying to know what color Miley Cyrus' shit was on Tuesday or felt that you would not die happy unless you found out once and for all how drunk Lindsay Lohan got after she partied in LA without a bra, then this is the site for you!!!

The Kardashians are so talented! I know; I read it in the Huffington Post.

Huffington Post by EmanNeercs August 17, 2012

Vague Post 

A post on social media that contains no context and remains unclear and confusing to most if not all of the readers. The OP (Original Poster) usually makes a Vague Post to gain attention by having people comment below to ask what the post is about. Vague Posts are usually best ignored. If you can't let it go, comment with "That's a vague post" and link to its definition on Urban Dictionary.

YOUR VAGUE POST FRIEND POSTS: "Well, I'm not doing THAT again."

YOU COMMENT: "Not doing *what* again?"
SOMEONE ELSE COMMENTS: "Are you okay?"
ANOTHER PERSON COMMENTS: "What happened?"
YOUR VAGUE POST FRIEND REPLIES HOURS LATER: "Ugh, it's not even worth getting into."

Vague Post by Lynneconceivable May 8, 2018

South China Morning Post 

A shitty biased pro-Chinese government newspaper that got banned in its own country.

A newspaper company that makes false claims and sucks Xi Jinping's dick just so they won't be banned. They're supposed to be "the most credible newspaper in all of Hong Kong" but nobody likes them. There has never been a newspaper company so biased, ever.

South China Morning Post: Durrrrrrr America Bad, Russia Bad, Hong Kong Bad, Tibet Bad, Taiwan Bad, Japan Bad, South Korea Bad, Vietnam Bad, India Bad, (etc.)

Anyone with a brain: Shut the fuck up

South China Morning Post by Jagohno October 21, 2020