man years
Similar in concept to dog years, but for men. It is used to indicate the actual maturity level of a man regardless of his age.
man years by Urbanartshare September 3, 2016
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Man Chair
A chair in shops (mainly clothing stores) for a poor male stuck waiting for a partner shopping. On occasion used by children also waiting for their mother.
What usually happens...
girlfriend: Oh my god! I love that dress!
-she walks into the store-
boyfriend (thinking): Oh crap! Not again!
-he looks into the store-
boyfriend (thinking): Thank god there is a man chair!
-he goes and sits on the man chair as his partner looks around the shop for an hour-
1 HOUR LATER:
girlfriend: That dress doesn't come in my size!
boyfriend (thinking): Seriously?!
girlfriend: Oh my god! I love that dress!
-she walks into the store-
boyfriend (thinking): Oh crap! Not again!
-he looks into the store-
boyfriend (thinking): Thank god there is a man chair!
-he goes and sits on the man chair as his partner looks around the shop for an hour-
1 HOUR LATER:
girlfriend: That dress doesn't come in my size!
boyfriend (thinking): Seriously?!
Man Chair by soccer all November 25, 2016
Man Chowder
A helping of cum, comparing the white chunky viscosity of a fresh homemade clam chowder to the chunky white texture of one's sperm.
Mark- I filled that girl's mouth with about 2 pints of my hot man chowder
Lou- Damn dude. You lucky prick. She is a straight 10/10
Cindy- What are you guy's talking about?
Mark- Oh, just that time you drank my man chowder. 2 pints of it to be exact.
Cindy- Oh lol, I loved it to. Got some on my sun dress and had to buy a new one.
Lou- Damn dude. You lucky prick. She is a straight 10/10
Cindy- What are you guy's talking about?
Mark- Oh, just that time you drank my man chowder. 2 pints of it to be exact.
Cindy- Oh lol, I loved it to. Got some on my sun dress and had to buy a new one.
Man Chowder by GM123 January 27, 2017
Man-Cake
Teacher: " Timmy why where u in the bathroom for 20 minutes"
Timmy: " I was playing Man-Cake"
Teacher: " What is Man-Cake?"
Timmy: " I was Jerking off"
#jerking #Man #Cake
Timmy: " I was playing Man-Cake"
Teacher: " What is Man-Cake?"
Timmy: " I was Jerking off"
#jerking #Man #Cake
Man-Cake by Demonboi_808 May 3, 2017
man herd
The followers of a modern day self proclaimed princess ( the majority of followers being males ).
As the princess is able to point her fingers to begin a project it is up to her man herd to see the project thru to completion.
As the princess is able to point her fingers to begin a project it is up to her man herd to see the project thru to completion.
man-spritzer
man-spritzer by Chief guac July 5, 2017