jack off junky

Someone who is addicted to jerking off.

Oh Bill he won't come to the party, he's a jack off junky.

by HandyHoe January 28, 2017

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Supposed Former Infatuation Junket

A gathering of five or more Alanis Morissette fans.

I refuse to go to Lilith Fair, it's a total Supposed Former Infatuation Junket.

by KritianBoy April 7, 2017

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apple bag junkie

A slutty female who licks any male genitals for a nicotine fix

Kira is such an apple bag junkie ,she licked Jim's balls and 9 of his buddies balls as well,so they all pitched in and bought her a carton of cigs

by BIG T 49 August 26, 2017

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snatch puzzle junkie

When you take a photo of your woman’s snatch then cut it up in peices and put it back together as a puzzle.

Hey babe.. I’m in a snatch puzzle junkie mood.

by TNT X2 January 27, 2018

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British and Commonwealth, esp. Antipodes

an erect penis with azure veining and jerry's helmet locked and loaded and about to deliver a large quantity of love custard over a young lady's tits or other suitable target.

"Dave pulled his blue veined junket gun from it's fleshy holster and squeezed off half a pint of baby batter over Marcia's tits"

by The Curmudgeonly Scribbler June 20, 2018

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Social discord junkie

A social justice warrior that sows discord compulsively to satisfy their need for attention and validation, often by asserting their entitled opinion with unbridled hatespeach and delusional bias

That social discord junkie starts conflict whenever possible.

by Blake unknown April 27, 2019

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