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Finger Free February

Finger Free February is where the girls can't finger themselves for the full month.
It's the girls version of No Nut November
Guy 1 -"No nut november is over thank god"
Guy 2 -"Definitely although it's unfair the girls don't have anything similar"
Guy 1 -"Wait so have you not heard of Finger Free February"
Guy 2 -"No what is it?"
Guy 1 -"The girls can't finger themselves for the whole month just like we can't nut in no nut november"
Guy 2 -"Oh cool, They're definitely gonna fail that"
by Cpennil69 October 30, 2020
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Free-birding

The act of killing a bird with your bare hands, freezing it and then using it as a dildo
I was bored so I started free-birding
by Kux July 9, 2025
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do a free downloader

When you make a new soundcloud account that you only upload shit upon.
From the artist "the free downloader" that made success after doing such a thing.
You got so many stupid songs that you've made! You should do a free downloader.
by Gai Normous January 13, 2017
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Free healthcare

Somthing that Americans don't have because the American government is evil. And I'm pretty sure you have to pay, even if the treatment doesn't work. You're literally encoraging doctors to not be very good doctors.
Me:"Man, I love free healthcare"
American:"What's that?"
by The Funny Skibidi Froog Man December 14, 2023
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Free Flights

When your significant other allows you to hook up with other people, but only when you're on vacation.
A: Dude, the girls here in LA are so hot!

B: Yeah! Too bad you have a girlfriend though..:
A: It's chill dude, she gives me free flights!

*high five*
by Magistyoung September 2, 2016
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Free Bird

1. The ultimate driving around song. Only those who have driven a backroad in a square body Chevy while the guitar solo hits have truly lived. Anyone fortunate enough to grow up in a town that’s small enough to have nothing to do but burn gas knows this song by heart. If you are from the sticks, anytime you get caught speeding simply tell the sheriff that the guitar solo was on and he is guaranteed to understand and let you off the hook.

2. For true rednecks, Free Bird is also a reference of time (slightly less than 10 min). Those who have this song on repeat know how many Free Birds it takes to get from place to place. If you find a man like this, trust everything he says and never bet against him.
1. Beau- “Let’s go drivn’ round and shoot deer”
Waylon- “What should we listen to?”
Beau- “What kind of question is that? Put Free Bird on.”

2. Jesse- “How far away is the creek?”
Casey- “Oh I’d reck’n bout 2 Free Birds or so.”

Jesse- “So 20 minutes?”
Casey- “What? I couldn’t hear you over the freedom in the speakers.”
by Gixxer22 July 16, 2023
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free it

D.C. slang for ‘let it go’ — used when someone is arguing and you want to tell them to shut up in the most respectful way possible.
He apologized already. Just free it, you steady talkin’.
by Jinni J June 11, 2025
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