Fake Poon Landing

When someone brags about sleeping with a girl when they haven't

"Yo Dave i totally shagged Diane last night".

"Nah Dave, she's away on holiday mate, I call bullshit on your fake poon landing"

by nav's mum March 24, 2017

Fake

Jada

That girl is so fake no that girl is so Jada

by Gkufbj March 29, 2017

Fake

When someone talks about you behind your back but still hangs around you

This girl was talking bout me to my Bestfriend and she was talking to me at school but was still talking bout me that was Fake.

by Stay_real_ April 16, 2017

Fake

They talk about you & your friends behind your back.

Linda is fake, she talks about me and my friends behind my back.

by Lifeishard4me April 25, 2017

Fake

the act of being fake: when someone is really nice to you and acts like your friend around you but goes off and talks shit about you to other people or makes rude comments behind your back. watch out for fake people, they are insecure and try to bring down others to make them feel better about themselves. it's basically bullying

nora is so fake to katie, she was talking shit about her to her boyfriend.

by I hate everyone098765 June 1, 2017

Fake friend

Someone that says they are your friend but then stabs you in the back with a cold knife and twists it

Elena and kyleigh are such fake friends

by Coffeefan_1 June 27, 2017

Fakecare

(n.) The GOP's war against socialized medicine, known in America as Obamacare, whose ultimate goal is to repeal the latter and replace it with a crude scheme that will ensure that lives of the non-rich Americans will be as nasty, short , and brutish as the insurance companies want them to be.

(v). to pass a bill repealing and replacing Obamacare.

The Senate is expected to fakecare the new health bill before the 4th of July weekend.

by londonsufist July 13, 2017