One who thinks he is better than everybody at soccer, not knowing that soccer should not be considered a sport. Also a person who gets excited every time he sees a soccer ball in his area.
Person 1-"Dude, I bet you i can kick a soccer ball over them mountains"
Person 2-"Dude, you are such a soccer douche"
Person 2-"Dude, you are such a soccer douche"
by P-reston August 19, 2006
Get the soccer douchemug. A term relative to that of douche bag but instead this term implies that you are in fact a canoe filled with fat old lady douche.
I couldn't believe that Jack would be such a massive douche canoe and tell my girlfriend that I was playing her.
by Steve Calakious March 5, 2010
Get the Douche Canoemug. Noun: Do-sh S-woo-sh
A mid-length to long styled hair cut, popularized by "douche" frat guys, combed to the side to emphasize a fake sophisticated look. Side effects include a tourettes type flipping of the head to one size in order to restore the swoosh.
A mid-length to long styled hair cut, popularized by "douche" frat guys, combed to the side to emphasize a fake sophisticated look. Side effects include a tourettes type flipping of the head to one size in order to restore the swoosh.
Ian: Did you see that Beta's haircut.
Mason: No. What was it?
Ian: He was totally rocking the douche swoosh.
Mason: No. What was it?
Ian: He was totally rocking the douche swoosh.
by Ace Papanikkolopolis December 9, 2008
Get the Douche Swooshmug. A Name used to insult someone; MORE than just Douche or Douchebag.
Used frequently in the game Soldat.
Used frequently in the game Soldat.
Ethan's gone way beyond douche, he's a Douche McBag now.
or
I pwned that Douche McBag with the NoobCannon.
or
I pwned that Douche McBag with the NoobCannon.
by Sexmeplease January 22, 2007
Get the Douche McBagmug. A Kid who gets so wasted he passes out on the toilet with his clothes on, then forgets his clothes are on so in the end shits himself
by jameshead January 14, 2008
Get the Douche Boymug. a giant group of assholes, generally flaming one person for posting something stupid on a forum. long after the thread should have died.
the culmination of a group of douche rockets, possibly practicing douche rocketry.
the culmination of a group of douche rockets, possibly practicing douche rocketry.
by cmz II January 7, 2008
Get the douche canoemug. Today, January 20th 2017, the American people witnessed the inauguration of the first douche nozzle for the office of President of the United States.
by Dinglenougats January 20, 2017
Get the douche nozzlemug.