April 7

the day the biggest idiot ever was born. nobody likes guys who are born on this day.

"It's April 7"
"It's HIS birthday"

by lrosews March 19, 2023

April 24th

National "get your tits out" day.

Protect the world.

April 24th -

Get that top off and get them tits out

by xTittyxMasterx April 23, 2024

April 7th

It is the day of Cum Celebration

"I can't want for April 7th! It the day of cum!"

by The Written GayLord December 2, 2023

April 12th

National Abby show your boobs day. A day where Abby has to show you her boobs.

Hey Abby it’s April 12th, show me them knockers.

by Tittytyrant April 7, 2024

April 24th

National Aaron Warner Day.
Also his birthday.
Today we celebrate the birth of this man.

The man who has fallen from heaven to save us all.
We all get down on our knees for this man.
We all need an Aaron Warner in our life.

Hey! It's April 24th. Let's celebrate this GOD of a man, Aaron Warner and his birthday!
Hey. Don't forget. April 24th is the day Aaron Warner fell from heaven, and now many people, including me, fall yo our knees for him.
God, I need me some Aaron Warner in my life.

by Aaronwarnersbitch April 23, 2022

April 3rd

Its yours and someone elses 2 month

For example,

Addi: "Guess what day it is?"
Cadyn: "what?"
Addi: "its April 3rd its

our 2 month silly!"

by Adds2706 March 15, 2020

April Fools Extended

The day after April 1st, April 2nd is considered an extension of April Fools because the implications that the jokes on the previous day were jokes, doesn’t hold substance, and thus are serious. Thus, April 2nd is barely any different from its preceding day, and jokes can be done since the time zone difference globally is affected on these two days; thus April 3rd is when the April Fools is officially over… beginning with Oceania time.
2023 will be the first year where such practice is witnessed and conducted, and will be a tradition for those who know the purpose onwards, globally.

Marc: Man yesterday was fun with our waterbug antics on the class!
Don: Yeah it was.. (Don shakes his end with Marc, attached to Don is a shocker, and Marc is shocked)
Marc: Dude what the heck was that for!!?
Dan: don’t you see, April fools isn’t really over, the second day is considered an extension for those who missed this chance yesterday, April fools extended

by PeanutJam91 February 22, 2023