mike

Ugly, hideous black haired boy that usually has a little penis. loves talking to girls for 3 days then asking them out.

Girl: guys, i think he's a mike.
Other girl: just give him a chance, he has a lamborghini!

by german horse cock September 24, 2017

mike kaelin

This motherfucking cunt, ass, hoe. He loves fucking young girls ( his daughter ), but hates fucking his wife. Sleeps with his no titty daughter in hotel rooms and loves getting boners from big g’s volleyball shorts during volleyball games. He’s a goddamn hore. Jacks off in all public bathrooms. Loves to rape people.

I just popped a Mike Kaelin when I fucked that girl last night.

by mike kaelin June 1, 2018

Mike

A criminal who's not to be trusted

Don't trust anything you see on TV, Mike is a criminal.

by Number 1 rated salesman 1997 April 29, 2022

Mike

The boy in stranger things that befriended 011 and then fell in love with her.

Mike fell in love with 011

by Robloxian20073748 August 18, 2018

Mike Afton

micheal afton but shorter

random person: hi ourple person
michael afton: im called mike afton you ugly thing

by RJZVBloxer_YT' April 7, 2023

Mike G

Someone who is extremely hard to argue with. In the sense that they feel as if they are always right, even if they are proven wrong with facts.

person 1: You need to eat food to grow muscle

Mike G: No

by Fish171401 December 7, 2023

Mike

A stupid big guy he’s a little over weight and says the n word but it’s ok cuz he’s flat asf he needs surgery like bad instead of his ass going out it goes in😝 he still eats that up tho he also carries a huge bottle of tajin in his bag every day and doesn’t share answers and is extremely rude but “just do it”-Nike 😛😍

Mike is a n word

Ikr

by Lalallalaalalal February 17, 2024