Uncle Getcha

the creepy uncle that probably has a crush on you

Uncle insert name is such a uncle getcha

by pixie21212 July 31, 2023

Uncle

Uncles are the husbands of your aunts. And uncles can either be the living relative of your mother or your father (Mostly likely both). You are the nephew (male relative) or niece (female relative) of your uncle(s). Uncles are like the more distant, complex, cheeky, and over-complicated father-type relatives of your family. Uncles tend to be one of the few respected figures within your family and they are most likely to treat you like their friend- the older you get. Uncles tend to be overweight, balding, older, loud, funny, and obsessed with things like politics, sports TV, current news, ranting over politics, food, and beer. You most likely notice that your uncle is more religious.

You: I have an uncle.

by MsJacques August 14, 2023

uncle

Parent's brother.

Uncle.

by Simaduria July 26, 2024

uncle-in-law

1- Pibling's husband.
2- Spouse's uncle.

uncle-in-law.

by Simaduria July 26, 2024

Uncle

A pimp for the Van Der Linde gang. Suffers from terminal LUMBAGO.

He is Uncle to no one.

Quotes:
"It's the lumbago, if I overdo it I'll get a relapse"
"Oh you don't Build a Barn DUMBASS! What do you think this is 1785?"
"In my youth I was known as the One Shot Kid!"

by Tcheez09 July 29, 2024

Uncle Jimmie'd

To be violently mauled with a spoon.

I heard Fred got uncle Jimmie'd at Denny's last week.

by Squawkinator July 30, 2024

Unblessed

An adjective for a person who believes that all religious persons are prejudiced.

Person 1: Did you see _____'s new tweet?
Person 2: No, what does it say?
Person 1: It says that all Christians are homophobic.
Person 2: Seriously? _____ is so unblessed, what is wrong with them?

by eliza_something September 14, 2023