Harry Shaw (shawzie)

A Harry Shaw, aka shawzie, is easily identified by his mammoth head structure and terrible jokes. A Harry Shaw will usually be attracted to undeniably grotesque specimen, this is because they suit him very well (he is an ugly fucker) and they usually have a beer belly just like him!! No one likes a Harry Shaw!!

A Harry Shaw’s most common attack is calling a fellow male a ‘virgin’ despite shagging 2/10s

Fun Fact : Harry Shaw has the same body count as he does driving test failures

Young Child : “Mommy why has that boy got a fat head and belly?”

Milf: “Must be a Harry Shaw (shawzie), bet he has smegma”

Trav: “Needs his jaw spinning that cunt”

by wesleypilgrim August 7, 2023

Harry Campbell

A slightly autistic but lovely gentleman.

How is Harry Campbell still single?

by IdkWhatToWriteHere123 December 21, 2023

harry redmond

This is the best left back ever made in the world 🌎 he’s play for lee fc and is a partner ship of him and Ian Mcloughlin (paolo maldini)

Harry Redmond is the best left back ever

by H3rry December 26, 2021

Harry watts

This guy who sucks off peoples dads for 50 pence

Oi oi. Watch out its harry watts dont let him suck off ur dad

by Fit kid mgee November 25, 2019

harries

harry freaking styles lover

girl:’ so what fandom are you guys in?’
guy:’ we are all harries’

by brooke 😻 January 5, 2021

Harry styles

British.

Also stream fine line 😩

Bro omg Harry styles is so hot AND BRITISH

by Peepeecaca69 September 6, 2021

Harry noodles

When ur noodles are old and become harry

“Bro how were your noodles”
“They were pretty Harry noodles bro”

by Tee hehe August 1, 2019