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time theft 

Taking longer breaks at work then your employer allows you to. This is probably the one you'll hear the term refer to the most.

It supposedly costs employers huge amounts of money every year.

Time theft can also apply to the time it takes to:

Clean up other people's messes.
Delete spam.
Manager: Hmmm, Bobby took 2 minutes longer on his break then he was supposed to. I'm going to write him up.

Supervisor: He also helped two customers while he was on his way to his break. We should thank him for taking that time from his break rather then berate him for something as insignificant as two minutes.

Manager: That's still time theft. Bobby makes $7 an hour, that’s twenty-three point three cents a minute. Two minutes rounded up means he cost us forty-seven cents! If he did that every day a week for a year, assuming five days a week, that would cost us about one-hundred-twenty-one dollars over the course of a year!

Supervisor: Perhaps but isn’t that worth the price of a happy employee opposed to a stressed out employee? In the end, the happy employee will perform better. Besides, he always gets his work done and often gets quite a bit more accomplished. Maybe we should be happy for that instead of being picky. If we were talking him extending fifteen-minute breaks to thirty minutes and lunches to forty-five minutes then maybe.

Manager: You know what, you’re right. That much money is worth happy employees. Instead of writing him up, I’ll thank him for a job well done.

Hang time on the monkey 

Where a girl's Vagina lips are very large and hang down. Most men are not to fond of saggy Vagina's.
Have u seen her puss? She's got major Hang Time on the Monkey!

I'm not licking her box, she's got has hella Hang Time on the Monkey!

time hack 

A military term, meaning to take note of the current time.
If a circuit breaker pops, take a time hack and then wait two minutes to reset it.
time hack by keskiyo August 1, 2010

@me next time 

When someone is talking shit and don't tag you in what they are saying.
Girl 1: That bitch was talking about me.
Girl 2: @me next time hoe.
@me next time by Lyss082901 November 17, 2015

Tickle Time 

When a girl is naked and someone sneaks up on her and fingers her pussy unexpected.
Kiersten : I'm going to take a bath all that sex we just had has made my body sore and I need to relax in a hot tub of water.
Chad : Ok ill take a nap!
10 Minuntes Later
Kiersten : Damn't Chad you just had to have Tickle Time when I want to relax!
Chad : Oh La La!!!
Tickle Time by SlopNChop December 29, 2016

Stoner Bashin Time 

The time in which subhuman boneheads beat someone up who is too enebriated to defend themselves. An extreme act of cowardice where idiotic simians make themselves appear hard by breaking the bones of a person who is barely able to stand up!
Person 1 I like that girl but she only likes bad boys
Person 2 Well do something bad then
Person 1 I'm a pussy
Person 2 Go bash that stoner, even you can beat someone up who is practically asleep
Person 1 Wahey! It's Stoner Bashin Time.
Stoner Bashin Time by Azzylum July 22, 2008