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Drummer's Syndrome 

When drummers and wannabe drummers absolutely cannot stop tapping surfaces or playing drumkits in your practice space, despite the fact that the rest of the band needs to sort something out, you've got a case of Drummer's Syndrome on your hands.
"Goddammit, there he goes again with his Drummer's Syndrome! Stop fucking playing, we need to tune!"
Drummer's Syndrome by kikanjuuneko December 8, 2005
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medical student syndrome 

Also known as hypochondriasis of medical students. What happens to some medical students who learn about diseases. The one and only symptom of it is that they think they have diseases they are learning about.

It is also used for a student learning medicine or psychology who over analyzes everything and everyone and thinks everyone has a disease or mental condition.

Normally they find that they or someone else has one symptom of a disease and think that they or another person has the disease. Usually they ignore all other symptoms.
1)Medical Student: I have a fever above 100.4! I have SARS!
Student: No, you just have Medical Student Syndrome

2) My friend has Medical Student Syndrome. He's taking a psychology class and he diagnosed me with Autism, ADD, and Asperger's syndrome.

Asperger's Syndrome 

A word I've been accustomed to since age 11.

It's a real thing and can be beneficial and allowing the "aspie" to think in a different way beneficial to everyone to break up the demon of monotonous conformity which is deemed by the collective human opinion as dangerous! lol

But at times, it can indeed be rather crippling to the individual who has it.

Me?

1) I have a stereotypy of rapidly shaking my right leg up on the front of the foot at machinegun speed and I have occassional weird finger twitching in response to a sensory experience deemed strange/weird or unpleasant or when making a point.

2) I have problems with eye contact.

3) Social anxiety is common when trying to do some things.

4) Depression is common from dealing with having a hard time dealing with surroundings and change.

5) Verbose, pedantic, and idiosyncratic language. I was always know for having a wide vocabulary.

6) We tend often to be more on logic.

7) We also tend to think in pictures.

8) Preoccupation with a subject of interest, ranging from the practical to the esoteric. It can be virtually anything.

It's a real thing that can range from being hard to deal with to a definite aid to add onto societies even if we are sometimes on that edge.

But be aware that the depictions and displays of those of with AS are often exaggerated. We're not all geniuses as the IQ level of us often ranges from average to above average. But we can provide a refreshing look on things.
I have Asperger's Syndrome! I know it! I love it! I'm proud of it! And damn anyone who plans to eliminate it as a diagnosis or category! And I would have made a longer explanation but the damn 1500 character limit on the explanation killed that! lol
Asperger's Syndrome by Jack694 December 6, 2009

Ugly Duckling Syndrome 

A situation in which a girl who used to be ugly before puberty becomes hot, but still, in her own mind, she thinks she is ugly.
Often referred to as U.D.S.
"Krista seriously can't take a compliment can she?"
"That's because she has Ugly Duckling Syndrome."

Random Boner Syndrome (RBS) 

Sometimes referred to as RBS, Random Boner Syndrome is a severe medical condition plaguing men around the world. As implied, a young male will, unexpectedly get and erection boner often at an inappropriate time. It is completely random, with no visual or mental stimulation required to cause it. Most males will not experience this very often after puberty.
Guy1: Dude, do you got a hotdog in your pants, or are you just happy to see me?

Guy2: OH NO, Random Boner Syndrome (RBS) strikes again!

Princess Bitch-Faced Syndrome 

Where a teenage daughter is spoilt by her mother resulting in her becoming a snob and in the process becoming a bitch towards her mother.
Dude: "Did you see what she said to her mother?"
Dude2: "Yeh! She must have a case of princess bitch-faced syndrome!"

Advance Brando Syndrome 

Advance Brando Syndrome is when somebody overly impersinates Marlin Brando from the God Father as a joke but then it becomes a problem and every minute they act like Marlin Brando this is also known as ABS
Former Advance Brando Syndrome(ABS) victim

I guess this started back when I was young... Doing Robert Deniro impressions,a little bit of Joe Pecsi...then Brando ..........Im sorry this interview is over