Mark's send a lot of erroneous messages to various group threads, especially when they're drunk. They like to declare that they're quitting a key part of their life (drinking, partying, running) before relapsing within hours. I suppose they're worth knowing.
by Harlequin_42 March 19, 2022
Get the Markmug. by SpeedCoilMessi February 28, 2023
Get the Raygun Mark IImug. Mark is a man with no particular origin bouncing around dimensions picking up big tiddy goth Gf’s.
Mark is an absolute chad and will fuck your shit up.
Mark is an absolute chad and will fuck your shit up.
by Bitch as monkeys June 13, 2020
Get the Markmug. Mark G is a tall toadstool boy he is always talking about how much he wants to fuck girl and never does because he’s so lazy he won’t ask anyone out
by GreatGooglyMooglyBrian April 20, 2023
Get the Mark Gmug. by Jxxn March 12, 2022
Get the Markmug. by yesn'twhomst October 15, 2020
Get the Mark Howellmug. Mark is one of the most big-headed people you'll ever meet. This is mostly due to his incredible athletic prowess, along with all the hype that the 12 year old girls give him. Deep down he wishes pedophilia wasn't off the table, but he's spent far too much of his life teasing other pedophiles around him to partake in the festivities that pedophilia is. He shaves roughly twice a month bc he thinks his weak stubble makes him look cool, and the only one who speaks out against it is his mother, who is always all over him about it. Mark rides the line between being zesty and straight up gay, especially with his side chic whom tends to be a small boy that he brought under his wing at a young age. This further endorses the pedophilia theory. Mark grew his hair out in order to copy his greatest rival, only to end up looking like a wish.com Lord Faquaad. Mark will always give you the energy you give him, and therefore is rather easily manipulated.
12 y/o girl no.1: OoOoOo who's that hottie over there?
12 y/o girl no.2: Oh him? That's Mark. He's thinks he's way cooler than he is. Though I will admit he's hot.
12 y/o girl no.2: Oh him? That's Mark. He's thinks he's way cooler than he is. Though I will admit he's hot.
by anonymous May 30, 2023
Get the Markmug.