albino tiger mom

A white mom who puts a lot of pressure on her kids to get perfect SAT scores, play classical piano and avoid any thing in their life that will prevent them from attending an Ivy League school. Basically a white version of an Asian "Tiger Mom".

Girl: So why isn't Chip at the party tonight?
Guy: His mom wouldn't let him; has him doing flash cards of SAT vocabulary words all night. She's an albino tiger mom.

albino tiger mom by malice33 February 28, 2016

Your Mom Jokes

Your mom jokes are not funny nor do people laugh at them. They are dumb and no one likes you if you make Your mom or Yo mama jokes.

Dumb Your Mom Jokes example: Q “Does anyone know where Justin Bieber is?”
A “In your mom/yo mama”

Your Mom Jokes by coolkid2008 June 9, 2021

Ur Mom 

A joke either referring to your mom being obese or your mom being very hot.

"I fucked ur mom" or "Ur mom is a cow"

Ur Mom by yesyesindeedsir March 6, 2022

Yeah, well your mom was really good last night 

a comeback

"Cracka I just whooped yo sorry ass in that game of checkers. BOOYAH BITCH!"
"Yeah, well your mom was really good last night."

Yeah, well your mom was really good last night by Nick D February 13, 2003

that's what your mom said 

A mix of that's what she said and your mom.

Basically means the same thing as that's what she said, except you use your mom instead.

Bob: Damn, that was hard!
Joe: That's what your mom said!

Steve: I need a hard surface...
Jill: That's what your mom said!

that's what your mom said by stellar angel kitty rawr x3 September 26, 2008

Your Mom 

Say this every time somebody asks you a question

Teacher: Timmy, did you do ur homework?
Timmy: No, I did your mom

Nerd getting pushed around: Stop guys, that hurts
Timmy: Thats what ur mom said last night

Your Mom by Joel Bossy December 7, 2006

Ur Mom 

A high ranking insult

Amber: "God Kayla, you are such a bitch in the mornings."

Kayla: "Well I havn't had my coffee yet fucktard so.....UR MOM."

Ur Mom by Kayla and Amber January 20, 2009