Paper Towel Math

Something that doesn’t make sense. I.e how the paper towel Companies are always trying sell you less rolls but tell You it’s more rolls. For instance Bounty 6 pack but the package says it’s really 12rolls.

Lance said he was going to send me a screenshot of his cracked screen…clearly he is doing Paper Towel Math because you can’t screenshot the crack on your screen 🤦🏾 ♀️

by Kdj28 February 15, 2022

Oliva rogaaaaas matesss

A sexy man with rock hard abs and a monster pp

Omg it’s Oliva rogaaaaas matesss

by Joseph Stewart March 13, 2022

Pull a mathama salah

When you are super close to the net, almost on the line and you manage to shoot it anywhere but the net

Its an open net, dont pull a mathama salah

by Duffy duck July 31, 2022

IM bad at math

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Person 1: Ugh man IM bad at math
Person 2: man shut yo bi

by Quandale Dingle The 1st September 5, 2022

Graphing For Math

That book and a reign of terror over a school..

“hey do you remember that book called graphing for math”
“Don’t remind me of that”

by Messiur September 18, 2022

The Skiing Matas

When you go to Val Thorens and claim to have hooked up with at lot of women, that none of friends mysteriously seem to have witnessed, but in reality you spent the majority of your time engaged in extreme-bondage-homosexual-intercourse.

Rasmus: "did you see any women that mathias hooked up with on the ski trip."
Asger: "No, and apperently none of the other guys did neither."
Rasmus: "Ahh, he must have done The Skiing Matas yet again."

by Erwien February 23, 2023

Get more math

What a fucking waste of your bitch ass time. A horrible mother fucking website.

Do get more math

by Sucking fucking dick March 2, 2023