house breaking bitch

A girl solely responsible for single handedly destroying a relation just because she can

"Hey Steve, did you hear about Dan and Tiffany?"
"Yeah man, rough shit. It was all courtney's fault! That house breaking bitch!"

by malaysensation November 29, 2011

Jewish House Arrest

When a Jewish person is stuck at home on a Friday night because their family keeps the Sabbath.

Robert: Hey Julie are you coming out tonight.
Julie: No, I can't I'm under Jewish House Arrest.
Robert: Okay, Shabbat Shalom.

by polbo December 31, 2010

In-house weed sherpa

(noun). Alternatively referred to by the acronym "IHWS". A knowledgeable, friendly homeboy you can go to with all your questions about marijuana, THC, hemp, cannabidiol, edibles, vape rigs, dabs, and blacklight reactive tiger posters. IHWS can also recite from memory the provenance and production history of any strain of bud, and prescribe the right sticky icky to cure what ails you. The IHWS never judges or ridicules a questioning bro's ignorance, rather just guides the bro along the path to being stoned and shit.

I'm not sure whether to cop a Pax or a DynaVap. Also, what the hell is Grape Ape? Yo, Imma ask the homie Chris. That dude knows all about this typa shit. He's the in-house weed sherpa.

by BellicoseStampCollector April 24, 2020

American house loser

A "American house loser" is someone who has moved back in with their parents. The "American house loser" sits in the house all day for lack of anything to, subsequently the American house loser has resorted to finding the joys in life through things like Netflix .

Lauren is such an American house loser she can not go out because of her credit card debt and no money.

by Brooke Reichert March 8, 2019

hot tamale house

(noun) a public outhouse (because Sanchez food often has that pungent, fecal odor as the Sanchez's bodies do)

One boy said to the other, "I saw the truck that pumped out all the pee-pee and doo-doo from that hot tamale house!"

by Jon64Bailey October 3, 2008

waffle house mustache

a medium-thin, very soft but gristly-looking mustache. like your stereotypical 80s muscle hero stache, but cheaper looking. usually seen worn on meth-addict truckers at Waffle House at 3 AM.

"That's a damn fine waffle house mustache."

by marblecakealsothegame13 November 27, 2018

Drunk House Sean

Drunk House Sean: This mythical being is known for his relentless pursuit of good times, fueled by copious amounts of alcohol and an occasional puff of the sacred herb. With a charismatic personality and an infectious energy, Drunk House Sean is the life of the party, captivating all with his outlandish dance moves and hilarious antics.

If you happen to encounter this rare species in your urban jungle, embrace the chaos and revel in the madness. Just remember, when in the presence of Drunk House Sean, be prepared for an unforgettable night and a hangover that will leave you questioning your life choices.

"Last night at the party, Drunk House Sean stumbled around, mistaking the kitchen for the bathroom and trying to have a conversation with a potted plant. He was the perfect embodiment of a 'drunk house Sean' – a hilarious combination of a drunk idiot, a perpetual stoner, and someone with the attention span of a goldfish!"

by Kalious September 8, 2023