wasted hand

Verb. The act of being excessively high.

Mike: "chris, I'm high but not in my brain"
Chris: "mike, I think you're f*cking wasted hand"
Mike: "I must be wasted hand"

by ABbCC420 September 10, 2013

lame hand

The extending of the arm, and then releasing of the wrist, making the hand go in a downward motion.

Often done to/at someone/something that is lame, or has preformed a stupid act.

Done to show lameness at a person or object.

Origin unknown.

She was being an asshat, so she got the lame hand.

He kicked my tots, so I gave him the lame hand.

by me January 4, 2005

invisible hand

Also known as "the stranger."
Masturbatory practice in which you sit on your hand until it falls asleep, then go to town on yourself, thus giving the sensation that someone else is wanking you.

Ron was so lonely, he had to use the Invisible Hand technique to keep from blowing his brains out.

by Doomie June 7, 2004

hand wipes

TH\he OCD detective Monk needs to keep his hands clean.

I need a wipe, Sharona his nurse.

by doctor b November 15, 2004

Hand Hug

masterbation

dude i wake up every morning and give myself a hand hug

by james jerkmaninoff February 28, 2011

hand grenade

A gesture thrown by hand thumbs up or thumb up if only using one hand, ie the Fonz. A final affirmation for when everything is spot on. (Friendship goes with a bang!)

When you look at your hand in the thumbs up gesture side on, if you look closely at the four curled fingers that go into the palm and notice the edge of the knuckles it looks very much like the classic early Hand Grenade known as the pineapple hand grenade. Now looking back at your hand in the thumbs up gesture if you curl over your thumb and imagine its inside the ring that’s joined onto the pin, then move your thumb up as if to remove the pin thumbs up BOOM. A hand gesture thrown by the hand grenade Friendship goes with a bang!

by ThumbPin December 9, 2008

Hatchet Hand

A very obese woman who has a third hand in her pussy and when you stick your dick in her the hand jerks you off, because every one knows that you cant bust a nut by hanging your dick out a window.

There has better be a hand in this hot hatchet.

Andy said he would've never gotten off his that river pig didn't have a Hatchet Hand.

Hatchet Hands are so not hot right now.

by J Clark July 26, 2006