holy schmokes lois

"Holy Schmokes Lois" is a phrase expressed in a state of surprise or shock. It possibly references the cartoon character, Peter Griffin from Seth McFarlane's Family Guy.
"Holy Schmokes Lois" and "Holy Smokes Lois" are two completely different phrases. Schmokes is funnier to say, like the "schm" part is cool. Say it aloud. You'll agree.

Holy Schmokes Lois! I'm in Fortnite!

by majorinbananas November 20, 2023

Holy Banan

A mythic word that can be used in every sentence often by your mom

Me: mom i have gotten a girlfriend

Mom: What in the actually Holy banan

by Toge_Inumaki January 25, 2024

Holy ghosted

When you’re dating a Christian woman and she just stops responding to you. You’ve been holy ghosted.

I was dating this nice Christian woman and things were going well until she holy ghosted me.

by anonymous June 29, 2024

Holy Challenge

When you ejaculate in your girlfriend's anal, vagina, and mouth at the same moment and ask her to hold it all in.

I finished in all of her holes! OMG the holy CHALLENGE.

by Smileychika January 16, 2019

holy ghosted

That feeling, when you have sincerely begged, pleaded and prayed, and got nothing.

I have been praying to get an answer from god to make my decision, but he sent me no signs. I think I got holy ghosted.

by Feodora Tonks December 21, 2021

Holy Fuckey Baduckey

Like holy moly or holy crap, or holy shit, except used in instances where those words don't cut it.

Holy Fuckey Baduckey! My wife is pregnant!

by Eushshtb March 12, 2025

Holy roly poly crawing in guacamole!

Another way of saying "OMG" in Nickel's way.

Nickel: "Holy roly poly crawing in guacamole!"

by Magicshmagic July 20, 2022