ghosts in your ed

if you have ghosts in your ed head get them out asap. they will make you do things that you wouldn’t normally do and tell you things that aren’t true. ha that kinda rhymed.

person one: dance monkey is a good song
person two: oh no you have ghosts in your ed

by ellacat November 13, 2020

i was walking with a ghost

I said please, please don't insist. :)

P1: Yo last night I was walking with a ghost-
P2: I said please please don't insist
P1: NO MATTER WHICH WAY YOU GO

by severecoffeeaddict July 16, 2021

Ghosts Without Names

Ghosts without names fade so easily.
Do not forget the dead.

His sister was a ghost without a name. She faded, too.

Ghosts without names fade so easily.

by 22(god) April 27, 2019

The Ghost of Abraham Lincoln

An Abraham Lincoln immediately followed by antiquing. The recipient is then shown a mirror. Their reflection appears to be the ghost of Abraham Lincoln.

Man: Have you ever seen the ghost of Abraham Lincoln?

Woman: No. What do you mean?

(splat)

Woman: Oh my god! It's so nice to meet you Mr. President!

by KrazeeEyezKilla February 3, 2010

Ghost butthole grabber

When you stealthily swim up on someone in the pool and you poke them in the butthole and then say "ghost butthole grabber... yeahhh"

I just got poked by that "ghost butthole grabber"

by Hizzlebadizzle March 31, 2022

ghosting emergency contact

A ghosting emergency contact is someone who you will have call your family or formerly close friends that you are ghosting to say “If there is an emergency call me, so I can tell Jon if you have an emergency or if someone has passed away.

Hey, Anna, I’m ghosting my parents, will call them and say call me if y’all have an emergency, so I can tell Jon. He is dating a hot chick and she won’t let him talk to his parents. This is what you a call a ghosting emergency contact

by Country Smartass January 21, 2023

home button ghost

n. A ghost that lives in every iPhone. The ghost is haunting you when you click the iPhone home button once and it clicks twice instead, opening the multitasking bar

(shows friend multitasking bar) Dude, look, there's a home button ghost in this thing!

by joedizzle March 11, 2015