Rather Dick Ma Dad 

For everytime someone suggests something you see as totally pointless, or you just cba with (eg Fuck That).

Can also be referred to if a friend thinks some birds hot, when she's clearly a munter.

dude 1: "Yo check out the gyal dem!"

dude 2: "Rather Dick Ma Dad."

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"Another essay for uni you say?... i'd rather dick ma dad."

Rather Dick Ma Dad by tipzyross November 3, 2009

Mom and Dad Maybe 

Basically means no, or unlikely to happen.

A mom and dad maybe (aka parental maybe) can be used by anyone for any reason, but is most often used by parents as an answer to a child's question.

EX Mom and Dad Maybe:

Child: Hey, Mom, I don't have any homework, can I spend the night at Jimmy's house?

Mom: Maybe, but it's a school night.

Mom and Dad Maybe by Dtone157 January 7, 2017

fuck his dad 

It's a comment made commonly amongst tradespeople who are answering a question with a silly answer, either because they have no actual answer to give or because the real answer is common sense and shouldn't have to be said.

Apprentice: "Hey, I am having trouble with the client constantly checking to see if my cupboards are level, what should I do?

Tradie: "Have you tried to fuck his dad ?"

fuck his dad by Painting is not a trade September 24, 2020

I keep telling people that my dad beats me but no one will listen 

No one loves me and no one cares about me.

I keep telling people that my dad beats me but no one will listen. Can someone help?

I keep telling people that my dad beats me but no one will listen by Juno Dillon the Rapper November 14, 2018

Do Dad 

For me a "Do Dad" is a mostly insignificant thing.

A"do dad"watch chain ornament,

Do Dad by Hank Louis March 15, 2008

Step Dad Dyke

So named because they are shaped like your step dad, saggy pants, zero ass, beer belly, little chicken legs and pack of hot dogs neck.

Did you see the step dad dyke behind the counter at the steel-toe shoe outlet?

Step Dad Dyke by MedicalMatt September 29, 2008

the dad 

someones dad who is called at times 'the dad'. the dad is the proud leader of the dad squad and trys his best to keep it under control for those who hav karate kicking kids who will kick there ass evryday day. they have a dislike for people called jason, who particulary look like llamas. he also hates teddy monkeys called morris and isnt keen on greek people after past memorys. also the dad likes his beautiful wife and doesnt want jason to have her ! he looks like a ross gull and likes to do aeroplane movements. he tends to say 'watch it!

'i'll get the dad squad on you!'
'kareeeennnn'
'watch it watch it'
'mahhhh'

the dad by LLAMA LOVERR December 16, 2008