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Wiener Brothers 

When two gentlemen have made love to the same woman on separate occasions, they are linked with an unbreakable bond and are known as Wiener Brothers.

Any form of sex (fanny, bum, mouth) will do, though the bond is that little bit tighter if both aforementioned wieners have visited the same orifice, or indeed more than one!

There is no expiration time, any duration between these sessions is allowed, though if all three parties are engaged in love making at the same time, the Wiener Twins rule comes into play.
Aaron: so you know Jeeves's new girlfriend?
Jay: Who? Chloe?
Aaron: Yeah... She and I played hide the salami a couple years ago..
Jay: Holy shit! You're wiener brothers! Mazel Tov!!!

RHYMING NAMES HAVE BEEN USED TO PROTECT THE INNOCENT
Wiener Brothers by Reiquaza August 2, 2010
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jonas brothers 

Bunch of queers that play shitty crap on a stage probably built by slaves
They worship satan and shitted on the holy Bible, Torah, and Quaran
They are part of the KKK and also like to rape young little girls
They are probably gonna die from testicular explosion
Don't listen to their crap cuz if you do, God will know and he won't be happy
Dad: Holyshit, Jonas Brothers, quick Stan call 911
Stan: Here, listen to some Black Sabath
Dad: ahh so much better
Stan: Should I burn the radio dad
Dad: YES, go do that, and tommorow we're gonna sue the station
jonas brothers by notanoob7778 June 30, 2009

The Jonas Brothers 

A disney pop group consisting of a trio of brothers. Known for their chirpy and pithy lyrics and fun, wholesome, christian attitutes-also for their gay rights activism and their 'kitten killing, rainbow hating music raping' foundation dedicated to brainwashing young stupid girls into likeing their gay asinine music.
Girl 1: 'Hay lets go to the Jonas brothers concert!'
Girl 2: 'Are your parents brother and sister?'
Girl 1'Yes, yes they are'

Brothers and Sisters 

Referring to the testicles, and the sperm therein, of a man who has one or more children.
While sitting on the floor changing my daughter's diaper, she's started flailing her legs around and kicked me in the 'brothers and sisters'.
Brothers and Sisters by vankinney September 1, 2009

Chemical Brothers 

Artist who blend industrial metal and techno together.
The Chemical Brothers are some of the greatest artists ever!
Chemical Brothers by Max September 15, 2003

Eskimo Brothers 

1.) Males who have had sexual relations with the same woman. 2.) A man and woman who have had sex with the same woman, when the woman in question is bi-sexual.

Origin: Because of the cold in the far north, Eskimo hospitality extends to sharing of beds and female companionship. A visitor is considered a brother.
Kevin is now dating my ex girlfriend, Heidi, I guess that makes us Eskimo Brothers
Eskimo Brothers by TheChrisSimon November 6, 2009

brain brothers 

1. Two people who think alike
2. Conjoined twins connected at the skull
1. "Wow, I was thinking of pepperoni too! I guess that makes us brain brothers!"
2. "Being connected at the skull really sucks. I wish we weren't brain brothers."