cars 2 

a movie well known for African teens exposing men for eating and spilling beans in theatres

me: *eats beans while watching cars 2 in theatres*
*spills beans*

African teen: this nigga eating beans

everyone: laughs

me: instant death

cars 2 by ur mom's bootyhole June 26, 2018

destiny 2 

It's a game

Hey are u going to pre-order destiny 2 yes

destiny 2 by Chaotic'z 2nd Channel April 2, 2017

April 2 

April 2nd is National Druggie Day if you were born on this day you are either a crackhead or a heroin addict but you are pretty crazy, wild, and genuinely fun to be around. Hope that boosted your confidence :)

John: My birthday is April 2
Mark: You probably are a druggie

April 2 by ContentCop October 19, 2019

June 2 

June 2 ah yes. June 2 they day of the year where you appreciate your girlfriend even though it should be every day, This day needs to be extra special for her!

Boy 1: what day is it
Boy 2:it’s June 2
Boy 1: Damnit, I need to go get her something

Boy 2: HURRY!

June 2 by Jade76 May 29, 2021

halo 2 

A game that is ironically fun to play even though all it takes to win is to be a pussy and camp with the sword, rocket launcher, sniper rifle, or any combination of the two, AND considering alot of people who play online are whiney bitches who make lame-ass excuses everytime they lose

Joe schmo: DUDE we lost by 1 kill. I can't believe it!!!

Bob Schmob: Yeah, that was gay. We got noobed by the sniper whore the whole match.

Red team at post game lobby: Haha, good game guys.

Blue team at post game lobby: That was the gayest, most bullshitty match ever. You cheated you fucking standbyers. I'm gonna report you to bungie you litte faggots.

halo 2 by kakaka June 4, 2005

core 2 duo 

New processor line developed by Intel Corporation. Based on the P6 and P4 Mobile architectures, it outperforms the AMD competition at a lower price point. It features more effecient instruction decoding, larger cache, a higher FSB, and a higher IPC, all while producing less heat.

Person one: d00d I just got a new Athlon64 5000+ for only 800$
Person two: n00b you should have bought a Core 2 Duo.

core 2 duo by cymon July 23, 2006

half life 2 

simply the god of all and every game that has ever been made. for half life 2 brings shame to all.

dude 1: dude u gat half life 2 yet?
dude 2: no, i just pass up the oppitunity to buy the greatest game of all time so i have more time to masterbate and make fun of the old and retarted.
dude 1: you shuld get it, it rules!

half life 2 by keiran December 9, 2004