2nd grade art project

When you cum on a girls back or stomach, throw glitter on it, and then slap it. It’s quite a mess and leaves your hands and fingers stickier than a public bathrooms floor.

Last night I made a 2nd grade art project on Heather’s back. She’s still cleaning off the canvas.

by TunaCan February 17, 2024

Achievement by proxy

When you are watching somebody that you are proud of or can relate to achieve a goal that they have been have been working towards and feel the same sense of relief or accomplishment.

Man 1: look at Jimmy over there finally relaxing after his weight lifter finally benched 500 pounds and won the strongman competition!

Man 2: looks like he’s got some achievement by proxy!

by FertTheTurt February 19, 2024

hop on project zomboid

When someone wants to have rough homosexual sex with a twink

"hop on project zomboid bro"
Nah i already done it two hours ago

by VergilSP February 21, 2024

hop on project zomboid

When someone wants to have rough homosexual sex with a twink

"hop on project zomboid bro"
Nah i already done it two hours ago

by VergilSP February 21, 2024

hop on project zomboid

Commonly used by extremely horny homosexual when they want to have rough anal sex with a twink

Example
Jeff:yo bro hop on project zomboid
Lucas:nah i just did one already yesterday

by VergilSP February 22, 2024

redo’s procedure

n. Complex operation performed only by the most skilled surgeons. A previously completed delicate procedure is performed again … indelicately.

……………………………

Crickey Mate! I was up all night getting a didgeridoo out of an Abo’s bum! Again! And now I have to do a bleeding Redo’s Procedure with an assistant from Perth who can’t tell an Allis from a pair of Springs.

by gnostic3 February 23, 2024

the flipping procedure

When a rocket flips dround to slow down.

After the flipping procedure, we do the boostback burn to stop it getting too high.

by plato! February 25, 2024