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Night Walkers 

People who walk their dogs at night and don't bring bags, so when their dogs crap they don't have to pick it up cause apparently if no one sees it happen, it never happened. So there for it is acceptable.
(Typical Night Walkers)
Melissa: "Hey where are you goin hun? It's like eleven thirty"
Erik: "Oh, I'm just gonna take Ema for a walk."
Melissa: "Now??"
Erik: "Yeah."
Melissa: "Well don't forget to bring bags with you."
Erik: "What! Sorry, can't hear you gotta go love ya."
Night Walkers by Captain Picard17 November 10, 2010

wanker- berry 

blisters on your hand from wanking it too long without lube
Joe must have no socil life, his hands are covered in wanker-berries!
wanker- berry by LupinIII April 23, 2005

wankerific 

wankerific means to me,... somone or something that is SO sexually exciting to a person, that it elicits a desire to masturbate, and/or someone that is SO FAR out of one's league, that the ONLY chance for sexual-satisfaction regarding said subject is likely to be wanking about them.
Felicia is so HOT, she is the ultimate in wankerific bait-!
wankerific by DUG853 April 22, 2006

wackered 

In the stated of beeing messep up, beeing wacked, and possibly going insane.
I can't believe how wackered I am woooh! Pass me the retad pills!
wackered by MarijOana March 16, 2009

The Weed Wacker 

The act of shaving another persons pubic hairs while holding a razor in your mouth.
Dude she wouldent shave that shit so i totally had to give her The Weed Wacker
The Weed Wacker by Tony Cock October 2, 2011

pulling a jordan waller 

when a deformed penisless ginger child becomes aware of his name and body and kills himself
pulling a jordan waller: Jordan Waller totally pulled a Jordan Waller last night! LOLZ