runs like a top 

the claim a person makes about their vehicle after another person says how much of a pice of shit it is.

a positive attribute to a car your trying to sell that is in reality a total piece of shit. is often followed by other claims about the car that people automatically assume would be there. ( i.e. air conditioning, power windows, power steering)

john, "dude, your car is a total piece of shit."

ralph, "nah dude she runs like a top."

FOR SALE
'91 Honda Civic, power windows. 197,000 miles but runs like a top.

runs like a top by urbancowboy27 December 18, 2012

On Top Of The Mountain 

When you fuck a girl so hard you fold her in half with her ass in the air put one foot on her ass cheek and piss down her back.

“I fucked Billie-Joe so hard last night I finished it off with a good old On Top Of The Mountain”

On Top Of The Mountain by MadameMayhem July 18, 2020

cop some top 

Getting Dome otherwise known as (head). When a girl sucks your cock

Terrance: Yeo Tod your boy big T just cop some top from Danielle!!
Tod: Im Doneski

cop some top by Alex Miracle July 7, 2014

low cut top

A top that is very low and shows a girls cleavage

Babe that top is a very low cut top, the boys will love it

low cut top by 1010101010101010;&!, December 24, 2015

on your top

'Showing dominance in making fun of someone'.

Comes from the 'top' or dominant position of gay sex.

In some areas, 'on your tip' is said

'I'm on your top!'

on your top by Kalewhich May 6, 2017

The Top 

n. Preferred moniker for famous comedian Carrot Top.

You must be missing the fact that Carrot Top is not only the funniest homosapien to ever evolve from the murky waters of our primordial soup, but also that he is so handsome that even (conceded asshole) feels insecure whenever The Top is around.

The Top by jamilreis May 19, 2008

oral top 

1. a gay man who gives it in the rear and takes it in the throat, but not in the rear.

2. the dominating partner in a gay sexual relationship, usually calling the shots as to when he performs oral sex, when oral sex is performed on him, and when intercourse takes place.

Oral top: Hey man, when we hook up first I'm going to deep throat you and then I'm going to give it to you doggy style.

Bottom: I can't wait to have you all over me.

oral top by Arch.silva July 9, 2011