Burnt toast

If someone has "burnt toast" it means they are in a bad mood because of a sequence of events earlier in the day starting with burnt toast. Example: you wake up in the morning and burn your toast, so you're in a bad mood and cut someone off driving, then he's in a bad mood and snaps at his co worker, then he's in a bad mood goes home and fights with his wife, then she's in a bad mood etc etc,

"hey bob how's your day going?"

"F*ck off would ya tony!"

"Oh sh*t, I don't need your burnt toast"

by Shimmying August 22, 2017

Fancy Toast

Circular or square toast that is made in a grid pattern, most commonly made with buttermilk; waffles.

Hey Tom, want some waffles?

Those arent waffles, those are fancy toast!

by Tri 69 October 25, 2017

super toaster

A certain type of joint, rolled by one of your best buds, that is made from two joints papers, rolled expertly tight, and toasted with a lighter for minutes before being lit and smoked.

That super toaster joint u rolled tonight lasted so long, wowwaweewaaa

by Dick Tiddy October 22, 2017

captain toast cat

The baddest, biggest, boss cat ever created. Loves to be brushed and sleep on back. Has a gentle demeanor, watch out he can be an asshole if he dislikes you.

Everyone needs a little Captain toast cat in their life. He’s just a necessity in all persons lives.

by Jus being real January 28, 2018

Burnt Toast

When you shit your pants but continue to sit on it form burnt toast.

Brandon couldn’t run fast enough and shit is pants and just sat there until he pulled out some burnt toast

by TheManWhoWearsDaPants May 23, 2018

oklahoma toaster rancher

An inbred meth addict of the trailerpark variety whos only possessions are stolen toasters, most are disassembled and reassembled on a nightly basis and used to manufacture more meth, while found in many states oklahoma seems to be the most frequent

You dont want to go to walmart after midnight, thats when the oklahoma toaster ranchers come out

by Wort!Wort!Wort! May 10, 2018

Kittanning Toaster Lovin

When you shot between the breasts of a woman then commence to titty fucking her & finishing off by ejaculating onto her tits like you are buttering the bread.

Did you eat breakfast?
Nah... but That girl it s gonna get a Kittanning Toaster Lovin with me today when I shot on her chest and duck her like a Thomas' English muffin

by Makeumybitch August 11, 2018