The art of wanting to jack off, but are to lazy to actually do it so you use psychic powers to rub one out
"I am horny but don't feel like jacking it right now, oh well i Gusse ill just have to psy-cumming."
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Get the Psy-cumming mug.A person who is being irritating or stupid. Cum waffles are the definition of the person who wants to leave the party early and never answers your texts.
by emma sinclair November 3, 2016
Get the Cum waffle mug.Like a standard wet willie only preformed with male ejaculat fluid (Semen).
The object is for one partner to distract the other and slip a finger covered in cum into the others ear.
The object is for one partner to distract the other and slip a finger covered in cum into the others ear.
Check this shout out! I was in bed with my girl after an amazing love session , she starts talking about my ex and she up and gives me a fucking "cum willie"
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Get the cozy cum mug.When you jizz on an unwanting victims eyeballs and they have to flush their eyes thus creating tears of semen
-Bro my girl got crying cummed last night, she now has pink eye
-Bro my mom has pink eye too, and she was at your house last night.
-Bro my mom has pink eye too, and she was at your house last night.
by Semen Sonya March 10, 2016
Get the crying cum mug.The affliction caused by the lack of "release" for a number of months, causing a yellowish and possibly lumpy discharge from the male reproductive organ, also known as the pee-nis.
Andy, I haven't jazzed in so long that I'm afraid if Katrina blows me that I might coat her in jaundice cum. Yellow is not a good color on her....
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