Mike has such a little penis that's it's like circle jerking with a five year old.
When I was showering after gym and saw Tim's little penis it was like showering with a baby.
When I was showering after gym and saw Tim's little penis it was like showering with a baby.
by Urban Slang Master April 25, 2006
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by calmyourself February 3, 2010
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Eric: "According to this my e-penis is two an a half inches long. Wow! That's a an inch bigger than my real penis."
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Women grow a female penis every month that needs to be cut off to avoid infection. If not done in time is can lead to extreme pain and discomfort, however if surgically removed at birth it will not grow again.
Girl 1: “I can’t believe so many boys don’t know about the female penis”
Girl 2: “I know right, have u cut yours off yet?”
Girl 1: “Oh I got mine removed when I was born!”
Girl 2: “lucky I did mine this morning, I bled so much!”
Girl 2: “I know right, have u cut yours off yet?”
Girl 1: “Oh I got mine removed when I was born!”
Girl 2: “lucky I did mine this morning, I bled so much!”
by Aamina_x_ May 27, 2020
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1. It's on a woman.
2. Feminizing hormones often change the anatomy and functionality of the penis. (eg. it doesn't get as hard, it doesn't really ejaculate, and it has a different mouthfeel)
The term was further popularized by the YouTuber ContraPoints who discusses the term in the video Tiffany Tumbles. This definition is almost taken almost verbatim from her video.
1. It's on a woman.
2. Feminizing hormones often change the anatomy and functionality of the penis. (eg. it doesn't get as hard, it doesn't really ejaculate, and it has a different mouthfeel)
The term was further popularized by the YouTuber ContraPoints who discusses the term in the video Tiffany Tumbles. This definition is almost taken almost verbatim from her video.
by jellynessa August 20, 2020
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