meat glitter

Herpes.

Hey man, you get tested lately? I heard that meat glitter was goin' around.

by z0mbieparade October 23, 2017

meat to seat

When a man sits down to drop a coal dumpling and his penis lays on the toilet seat

I caught pimp drip cause I went meat to seat at the mall bathroom.

by Cooter polluter April 16, 2017

meat slobber

someone who is good at sobbing a dick or sucking one, or a whore.

joe: give me head you meat slobber.
Amanda: ok.

Steve: bro i just got nudes from a hot girl.
Bart: its nothing special she's a meat slobber.

by cheek tap man June 15, 2017

meat haul

When multiple homies shove their dick in every part of one gal..

Yooo the squad meat hauled jessica last night! She was destroyed!

by Fulladatshit November 6, 2017

chalky meat

An ashy dick

Damn shawty you got some chalky meat !

by Molly enan November 13, 2017

Crack meat

Your shriveled genitals after smoking crinack
- "The Jake Enos" & "CrystalSeth"

She laughed at me when I pulled my pants down & she seen I had crack meat

by OnlyUsersLoseDrugs December 6, 2017

meat parachute

When a girl has had so many men in her that her vagina is very lose

"Man did you see her? I herd she has a meat parachute"

by JJEM_Michael February 15, 2017