Anybody notice that Dick hasn't been around lately? Is he in his undisclosed place or have they faked his death?
by Alex February 26, 2003
Get the Dick Cheney mug.The exact opposite of a chode: A penis which is extremely long yet extremely skinny. Will not please a woman as much as a chode, as it is too skinny to touch the vaginal walls.
by Frank-The True Knower of the Word Chode May 25, 2006
Get the needle dick mug.When a dick is put into a woman's mouth when she has water in it. She seals her lips around his dick, and gurgles, creating a Dick Jacuzzi.
by PenmasterBen March 13, 2009
Get the Dick Jacuzzi mug.an act in which active members of the Delta Kappa Tau fraternity consume their beverages by which liquid is poured upon and thus flows along the cock stem of one brother, trickling off into the mouth of another brother.
by Orange Tent Daisies May 1, 2010
Get the Dick Chug mug.A friendly competition in which several males compare phalluses. The judge is typically a female with experience evaluating the male anatomy.
by bigdickbandit February 22, 2008
Get the dick contest mug.Similar to rough sex, but usually the guy is giving the girl the angry dick, because he's still mad about something she did or he has some agression he needs to get out. Use caution with the angry dick, it tends to make females fall in love.
"Man, Ray had to take the day off cause he gave that nympho the angry dick, and the doctor said he bruised her uterus"
by L-Treezy June 11, 2006
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