Kanye Boner

The boner one gives himself when he thinks about how good he banged that chick last night, last week... a year ago
Mate massive Kanye boner right now , I’m so good at fucking
by Justjump2012 August 24, 2017
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Chip-Boner

One who is very excited about consuming mexican food from the popular food chain Chipotle.

A deep desire to consume Chipotle that has gone beyond the standard excitement to consume food and is now become more comparable to sex.

Secondary meaning - Having a large amount of chips in a game of chance like poker or roulette.
I got a chip-boner right now.

I am getting really excited for chipotle, I am about to pop a chip-boner.

Alternate Use : My tower of chips is huge it is a chip-boner. I am doing so good at poker i am getting a chip-boner
by BigGDiddy June 05, 2019
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boner toes

When your toes are have an erection so you can put on your shoes.
This morning i had boner toes
by Brooklyn mann January 08, 2018
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Pants Boner

when your pants folds up making it look like you have a boner but it really just your pants folding up
Girl #634956893486: OMG do you have a boner?
Boy#539084647452: no its just a pants boner, see its my pants
girl#634956893486: no, you're just excited to see me
by TheRealPewdsisme September 21, 2019
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boner boulavard

i friend lives on boner boulavard
by flyingshelf3480 June 01, 2018
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Thought Boner

A thought so goode, so magnificent, that if you follow the thought one can see it ending in some euphoric state.
A thought, often times elegantly simple, that causes one to get excited. The thought boner is often detected by others when the thinker pauses mid-sentence and smirks.

A cross between a brain boner and thought bubble.
AM: "Hey did you get that work done?"
BP: "I'm pushing the buttons as fast as i can, i want to do it right.. what ? whats that face for"
AM:......
AM: "thought boner about button...doing it right.."
by Frank Darkholer Spankadocious January 20, 2018
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boner trap

When a guy gives up his happiness or possibility at success in order to bone a girl.
Jimmy: Yeah he didn't want to join our team because he wanted to be with Jennifer.
Corey: Dude, he got boner trapped.
by coherency September 06, 2018
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