Rona Boner

When you get Covid after fucking someone who was positive to Covid when you fucked them.
1: “The guy I fucked last week had Covid and now I have Covid
2: “Ahh, you got the Rona Boner. Was it worth it?”
1: “The D was totally worth getting the ‘rona for”.
by Yaki_Nori July 01, 2022
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Kanye Boner

The boner one gives himself when he thinks about how good he banged that chick last night, last week... a year ago
Mate massive Kanye boner right now , I’m so good at fucking
by Justjump2012 August 24, 2017
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Pants Boner

when your pants folds up making it look like you have a boner but it really just your pants folding up
Girl #634956893486: OMG do you have a boner?
Boy#539084647452: no its just a pants boner, see its my pants
girl#634956893486: no, you're just excited to see me
by TheRealPewdsisme September 21, 2019
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boner boulavard

i friend lives on boner boulavard
by flyingshelf3480 June 01, 2018
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Thought Boner

A thought so goode, so magnificent, that if you follow the thought one can see it ending in some euphoric state.
A thought, often times elegantly simple, that causes one to get excited. The thought boner is often detected by others when the thinker pauses mid-sentence and smirks.

A cross between a brain boner and thought bubble.
AM: "Hey did you get that work done?"
BP: "I'm pushing the buttons as fast as i can, i want to do it right.. what ? whats that face for"
AM:......
AM: "thought boner about button...doing it right.."
by Frank Darkholer Spankadocious January 20, 2018
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boner trap

When a guy gives up his happiness or possibility at success in order to bone a girl.
Jimmy: Yeah he didn't want to join our team because he wanted to be with Jennifer.
Corey: Dude, he got boner trapped.
by coherency September 06, 2018
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Boner Trap

A partner in a relationship (female/male) whom does not make any move whatsoever or allow you to. This usually leads to cheating or an ending to the relationship. When you refuse to do either of the two options, you are stuck hence the word "Boner Trap."
Man, dating a Boner Trap is like owning a Lamborghini and not being able to drive it.
by EthanFeng August 30, 2015
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