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twat waffel

the lips of a vagina or so called "pussy".
i licked the shizzle out of a twat waffel with syrup,butter,and jelly mmmm mmm mmmm biatch
by johnSEX=POOP June 25, 2006
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wafflez

To love someone as a friend. To love someone with out wanting to be inside of them/ have them inside of you.
Billy: See you later man!
Joe: Wafflez!
by Giga-fuck April 9, 2009
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waffles

Dundonian adjective - describes when someone is talking complete and utter bullshit
she's ectoed oot her box and is full o waffles.....

or can be used in response to a bullshit sentence by simply teaming it with the action of waving ur hand under your armpit and screaming WAFFLES in a high pitched voice!!!!

The intensity can be increased for a response to a huge bullshit by adding the word tattie before waffles eg that was a load of big tattie waffles
by sammylee1983 March 31, 2010
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cocaine and waffles

1.when something in all ways does not belong with each other.

2.something random.
1. that couple is cocaine and waffles, bitch.

2.

person 1: PUPPIES!
person 2: dude, that was cocaine and waffles.
by lady rawrness September 19, 2009
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Wiffle meat

wondrous flesh between genitalia and anus.
She/he prefers it when I shave my wiffle meat.
by ChazDoyle July 18, 2010
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waffles with syrup

1. A sex act most commonly performed in the morning (hence the breakfast connection) or before an arduous task in which a woman positions her outer labia over the mouth of her lover while the lover is still sleeping, slightly gyrating or "waffling" over the lovers mouth, feigning suffocation, but in fact intended as a loving and pleasant wake-up call.

With syrup refers to when the woman doing the waffling has either recently had sperm inserted into her vagina, is ovulating and hence, very slick, or bleeding (see "on the rag")

2. The outer labia of a woman's vagina that is slick with moisture from some form of bodily fluid
This morning, I had set my alarm for 7am, but Kenesha beat me to the punch by serving up a heaping helping of her homemade waffles with syrup. I needed two napkins!
by Dr. Petra Ona Pousai September 26, 2010
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Wiffle snatch

The product of the gaping hole that is a woman's vagina after being raped by a over-sized wiffle ball bat.
Dude, I left your mother with such a wiffle snatch last night!
by OliHBear December 7, 2012
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