Meat Fever

A physical phenomenon that happens an individual with an insatiable hunger for all things meat. Someone suffering from Meat Fever may feel stomach pangs during meals that contain no meat.

Someone with a freezer full of meat has Meat Fever.

If you're dreaming of working as a butcher you have Meat Fever.

If you ever have the urge to bite into a wild animal, you have Meat Fever.

by Shnerble May 12, 2011

poopy meat

moist poop in a brown cotton bag that people like to eat.

im so excited to go out to eat tonight! im going to have some poopy meat.

by bigrobosack August 10, 2017

Secondhand Meat

When you witness two people having sex and you are pulled into the activity

Guy1: fuck I’m sore

Guy2: why?

Guy1: I got secondhand meat yesterday when Greg and his girl were fucking...and they go at it hard

by Vixen Vixen Emer July 11, 2019

Meat Blow

When your going down and girl and then stick your nose inside her to which you then blow your nose inside her.

"OMG, last night i was with Jerry and he was so going down on me then he gave me a meat blow"

by ManBabby June 17, 2018

Meat hat

Belfast slang for paraphimosis

I'm getting an operation to turn my meat hat into a meat snood

by BelfastMeatHat November 16, 2019

Meat psychosis

A Side Effect of an Unexpectedly good sexual Encounter that may cause Light stalking and Thoughts of Relationships

Gave her such a splendid noodling, that now shes developed meat psychosis.

by I dont know what a pseudonym January 31, 2022

Meat salsa

1) (n) chili
2) (n) the vomit produced after eating a lot of meat
3) (n) old people doing butt stuff
4) (n) thick, chunky ejaculate produced by a Hispanic man

(v) meat salsaing

Reference: beef canoe

1) This "meat salsa is delicious!

2) Gross! There's meat salsa on the back of the toilet!

3) I think I saw my grandparents doing the" meat salsa" last night.

4) Juan! I told you no "meat salsa" on my face!

by Snorkelpotamus September 2, 2016