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co-granduncle-in-law

Spouse's grandpibling's husband.
My co-granduncle-in-law is a good person.
by Wonbig October 13, 2021
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restore law and order

Chinese governmemt code phrase for "murder citizens".
In a recent public meetng regarding the freedom fighters in Hong Kong. China's leaders used the phrase "restore law and order" at least 100 times. Everyone in Hong Kong knows exactly what this means.
by TheFleeceMan September 2, 2019
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Godwin's Second Law

Many people know of Godwin's Primary Law; as an arguement becomes more heated, the likely-hood of references to Nazi's and/or Hitler increases. His secondary law is that; as the likely-hood of Nazi's and/or Hitler being mentioned in a thread, in direct reference to his Primary law, increases, so to must the chances of his own law being referred to. This will usually have little effect on the actual thread and will merely result in minor lulz.
Newfag: goddamn Nazi everyone knows Fullmetalalchemist is the most awesome anime EVAR!"111!!!!
4channer1: Lol Godwin's law, you lose.
4channer2: lol Godwin's Second law.
4channer1: LOL
Newfag: Wut?
by Roseveare June 17, 2009
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law school mistress

Practice mistress you use during law school so that if your wife finds out you have nothing to lose as opposed to the real world mistress that you get once you are out of law school and making big money.

The law school mistress doesn't necessarily have to be up to your standards due to the fact that it is temporary and only practice for the real thing.
Bryan: "Help me pick out a law school mistress."
Sean: "Don't worry if you don't pick well, it's only practice."
by Blam684 November 3, 2009
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law of inverse proportions

The generally inverse relationship between the size of a woman's breasts and her IQ.
Bill: Jessica's got a great rack.
Bob: Yeah, but did you ever talk to her? Law of inverse proportions, man.
by Jersy Jim December 28, 2011
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law of gross tonage

He who has the most mass wins.
1. That heffer broke my back last night during sex.
2. 18 Wheelers win, then SUVs, then trucks, then cars, then motorcycles.
by jamerson June 13, 2005
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Law of Transitive Perversion

If you have relations with a person, the combined total of pervasiveness is greater than twice the rate of a solitary member. If you have relations with a person, the combined total of pervasiveness is greater than twice the rate of either solitary member.
Person 1 attempts to have sex with Person 2. Person 1 says that Person 2 is perverted, thus, Person 1 is misguided and is clearly the more perverted.
by Hugh Jorgan November 17, 2003
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