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abusive cunt

A women that is dangerous to men and children. Characteristics are red hair, pasty white skin color, and freckles. Also considered as a whore in College Station that harms her children and beats them like cotton field slaves. Poor kids look like Jerry's Kids whenever she gets the feeling.
by Wun Hung Lo July 25, 2008
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Whiney Cunt

A person who must complain about anything and everything to any and everyone because they truly believe they are the exact center of the Universe.
1. "Fuckin shit, she's bitching about her boyfriend again, she's such a whiney cunt!"

2. "Everyone who demands a deletion of definitions on Urban Dictionary given the excuse that it offends them because they are (cat lovers, italians, homosexual, americans, black, honda drivers, nazis, cs players, children, christians, assholes, french, perverted, liberal, blonde, etc..) are all whiney cunts and need to shut the fuck up!"

3. "All 12-15 year old teeny boppers who complain about how much their life sucks are whiney cunts."
by Chickens Wife June 13, 2004
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worthless cunt

A completely worthless person in the world, whom should probably die to preserve the oxygen for decent human being.

One without any skills and/or job that uses over people for personal gain.
Pat is a completely worthless cunt, he couldn't even pay for Alison's Birthday Dinner.

Kerensa, my baby's momma, is a worthless cunt. Best job that ho ever had was Walgreen's.
by Vitas March 13, 2005
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cunt sludge

the wet resedue on a vagina when a female is aroused or has had sexual intercourse! see also fanny batter
i love the taste of her cunt sludge
by mike January 5, 2004
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cunt fish

1. To go fishing inside a cunt. The best bait to use is turgid worms of various sizes (but you personally only have one size, unless you're yet to finish puberty, then you might have different sizes at different times, but only one size at one time).

2. A fish that lives in a cunt. These are mostly seen in women of the Amazon basin, and are similar to piranhas, but they don't eat the person whose cunt they reside in. Their food of choice is turgid worms. Men of the Amazon basin have the highest incidence of stump cock in the world.
1. Person A: Dude, you wanna go and paint my house for me?
Person B: No thanks, dude, I choose to go and cunt fish.

2. Sir David Attenborough: The cunt fish is native to women of the Amazon basin, noted for its sharp teeth, scaly appearance, and French accent.
by Wonaldo April 18, 2008
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cunt master

someone who has total control over all cunts.
In our town Jamie was the cunt master. I wish I was the cunt master.
by konrad and christian April 26, 2006
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